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My sunglasses are posessed by Satan
Today on a trip to Cornwall I set off in thick fog which cleared just past Exeter so I put my sunglasses on. Within a few seconds the fog was back so off with the shades and magically the sun came out so... you've guessed it...on with the shades and instant fog again. This kept happening and it's not the first time either. If it's not fog, it's rain. I can only assume that the problem lies with my sunglasses. They must be evil. Does it happen to you?
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Today on a trip to Cornwall I set off in thick fog which cleared just past Exeter so I put my sunglasses on. Within a few seconds the fog was back so off with the shades and magically the sun came out so... you've guessed it...on with the shades and instant fog again. This kept happening and it's not the first time either. If it's not fog, it's rain. I can only assume that the problem lies with my sunglasses. They must be evil. Does it happen to you?
Have you tried cleaning the lenses?
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Today on a trip to Cornwall I set off in thick fog which cleared just past Exeter so I put my sunglasses on. Within a few seconds the fog was back so off with the shades and magically the sun came out so... you've guessed it...on with the shades and instant fog again. This kept happening and it's not the first time either. If it's not fog, it's rain. I can only assume that the problem lies with my sunglasses. They must be evil. Does it happen to you?

yes dear. Woz, get Sarah round his house quick, he needs sectioning!
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Swearah's down his way at the moment and has her Pink Papers on her.

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whats the choice? Do you get flavours like chocolate, vanilla etc?
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Have you tried cleaning the lenses?
[Gtitted teeth] Yes of course. And the windscreen is now clean after the unfortunate incident with the bus queue.
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Take your pick:

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I'd go for a 136 if I were you.
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Yep, i agree. Send her round to his house, i reckon you could tempt him out with a bottle of gin or the like.
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yes dear. Woz, get Sarah round his house quick, he needs sectioning!
Now my innocent little post isn't half as mad as some of the outpourings of this deluded fruitcake lately.



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Yep, i agree. Send her round to his house, i reckon you could tempt him out with a bottle of gin or the like.
Gin is for girls. Highland park may just work though...
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