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[Woz]

The advantages of having Missus Woz cut your hair in the kitchen with clippers:

1. it's cheap
2. it's convenient
3. I can grope the hair dresser without being arrested

and the disadvantages
1. having her shave 1/2 your head then realise it's no.1 and not a no.3

I look like a bloody bouncer and my head's really cold when I go outside.

[thehappychappy]

I think your actually planning a secret fancy dress party and your going as a....







Davie

[teddybeardiver]

Originally Posted by Woz

I look like a bloody bouncer and my head's really cold when I go outside.

Do we get a picture??

[al kennedy]

Originally Posted by Woz

and the disadvantages
1. having her shave 1/2 your head then realise it's no.1 and not a no.3

I look like a bloody bouncer and my head's really cold when I go outside.

Wear a hat!

My dad started my haircut once without any spacer on the cutter...

[wilbo]

Perfect excuse to get yourself a Rastafarian wig.

People won't take the piss out of your bald head then..

HTH

[PW1664]

A few years ago, the weekend before starting a new job, I popped in for haircut to look all smart and that.

A number three over the top and the comb thingy falls off causing the blades to bounce across the top of my bonce 3 times....

She licks hers fingers, pressing down over each of the additional shaved areas saying, "no probs, I can trim those out"

Starting with a number two half, the stripes were still quite evident... same with a two then a one and half and then finally a number one;

I was left with a clearly defined Adidas 3 stripper.....

[Foggy]

You could've left one half really long like the perv on Charlies angles. In the words of MC Hammer..."don't touch this"...

Can you do the dance?
Its Hammer time...

Mind you ...Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy liu, Woz...maybe not

-Paul

[frosty the snowman]

Originally Posted by Woz

The advantages of having Missus Woz cut your hair in the kitchen with clippers:

1. it's cheap
2. it's convenient
3. I can grope the hair dresser without being arrested

and the disadvantages
1. having her shave 1/2 your head then realise it's no.1 and not a no.3

I look like a bloody bouncer and my head's really cold when I go outside.

Fear not Woz, this is just the firt step. I now cut my own hair and don't use the spacer. This has the advantages that:

1.It's cheap
2.It's convenient
3.I don't need shampoo
4. My hood and neckseal slip on as easily as a seal giving birth.
5.I have the opportunity, whilst I have the clippers in hand, to go for the 'last turkey in the butchers window' look to give the Mrs a bit of a surprise.

[Foggy]

Get your own back.....

take up topiary

[Woz]

Originally Posted by PW1664

A few years ago, the weekend before starting a new job, I popped in for haircut to look all smart and that.

A number three over the top and the comb thingy falls off causing the blades to bounce across the top of my bonce 3 times....

She licks hers fingers, pressing down over each of the additional shaved areas saying, "no probs, I can trim those out"

Starting with a number two half, the stripes were still quite evident... same with a two then a one and half and then finally a number one;

I was left with a clearly defined Adidas 3 stripper.....

In a similar vein it was teh day before an exhibition I was manning a stand at and I was playing with my (then 18 month old) daughter. I got one of those toys you sucker to a table, licked the sucker and whacked it onto my forehead causing giggles of delight from Mini Woz. I then tugged and tugged and tugged and finally with a big entertaining "pop" it came off my forehead.

Unfortunately it left a perfectly circular 2" bruise slap bang in the middle of my forehead. Did I look a cnut? Oh yes.