Fugging kids are getting on my t*ts

[Dave Crampton]

Put nails through your garage door from the outside.

Or grease up the garage door (except the handle) His mum will soon tell him off for greasing up her house with his ball.

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by Diving Dude

Hmmmm.........



Say no more.

Can't agree with you here Howard. The kids running round my estate are driving me up the wall. I am in constant fear of my car being damaged (again). Other people have had their property damaged. I live on a very nice estate, they are not 'bad' kids in general, but some of them are rude and insolent and disrespectful. We are going to move as soon the market shifts as we can't stand the noise and constantly worrying about damage.

[Timbobaggins]

Originally Posted by Dave Crampton

Put nails through your garage door from the outside.

Or grease up the garage door (except the handle) His mum will soon tell him off for greasing up her house with his ball.

Or i could smear doggy doo on the garage door!!!!!!

[Loctite]

The kids round my way are all scared of me

It all stemed from a few months back. I was having SWMBO parents round for dinner and was in the kitchen cutting up a cheese cake when out of the kitchen window I saw one of the pikey kids pulling herself along SWMBO farthers jag whilst on roller skates I flew out that door shouting at the kid telling her to clear off. Her mate then piped up and got told to shut up as well. It was at that point I realised I wasn't actually pointing at them with my finger, I'd forgot to put the kitchen knife down and was waving that around. It was at that point I disapeered back inside and awaited the local police to appear.

It was purely an accident and now when they see me they cross over the road
Oh, I'm also a 6ft, 17stone, tattoo'd and have a shaved head. However I'm actually a really polite well mannered person

[SoggyFox]

Originally Posted by Timbobaggins

Or i could smear doggy doo on the garage door!!!!!!

aren't you an officer of the law? couldn't you walk outside and hose the kid down with the garden hose, then you could say you were showing the youth how you deal with riots.

[Scubee]

some of the kids in my road (from the chave houses in the corner, i expect) lean on my fence and yell to the boy upstairs. They have to yell because otherwise he wouldn't hear them over the noise of the alleged music. The end result is that my fence posts get wobbly then i have to spen good dive money getting it fixed.

[scubagit]

Originally Posted by Loctite

The kids round my way are all scared of me

It all stemed from a few months back. I was having SWMBO parents round for dinner and was in the kitchen cutting up a cheese cake when out of the kitchen window I saw one of the pikey kids pulling herself along SWMBO farthers jag whilst on roller skates I flew out that door shouting at the kid telling her to clear off. Her mate then piped up and got told to shut up as well. It was at that point I realised I wasn't actually pointing at them with my finger, I'd forgot to put the kitchen knife down and was waving that around. It was at that point I disapeered back inside and awaited the local police to appear.

It was purely an accident and now when they see me they cross over the road
Oh, I'm also a 6ft, 17stone, tattoo'd and have a shaved head. However I'm actually a really polite well mannered person

Ma is that you??

[Loctite]

Originally Posted by scubagit

Ma is that you??

Son?? I thought you were a daughter all these years.
I'm sorry I gave you away

[pauldiving]

set up a few claymore mines each side of the garage door!

[Dave Crampton]

Originally Posted by Loctite

The kids round my way are all scared of me

Hey we're all Scared of you Nor-folk!!