Why Am I a Cock?

[Sparky750]

Originally Posted by the-real-gloc

THE OFFENDING ARTICLE BEING FITTED BY A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NON DIR ACTUAL DIVER.

The plot thickens

[Bardo]

Originally Posted by Garf

I know this has upset you mate. Rest assured it's not anyone in the team. Someone obviously has a grudge about something but doesnt to confront you about it, so fuck 'em. Or it's an absolutely inspired long term windup that is doing exactly what was intended. Don;t rise anymore to it though, just melt it down and make a v weight.

Whilst I hope it was all just meant as a light-hearted joke, there's no reason to get upset about it Gareth - just accept that some people are cocks, pure and simple. I've had it a lot myself over the years and it's all water off a duck's back now - it really, really has zero effect on me simply because I don't give a f*ck anymore. As Garf so elloquently put it - f*ck 'em...

[Bantam]

Originally Posted by Moz

Ok where are the Mrs Marples now?

Right..

2 perps.
The Original bears a grudge from being "warned" previously.
Neither are female (the offending object is not being placed straight)
Looks like the air drill may have been purchased for the job
Acomplace wears 2 gauges on left wrist........must ring some alarm bells with somebody. Give us a call


Remember, Don't have nightmares

I'm sure Mal / Jay or Steve will be able to provide the source IP address, and after a little bit of tracerouting (and a bit of RADIUS log sniffing) I'm sure we'll be able to work out exactly who it is.

Looks like beaver titanium gloves to me too, although not very helpful cos world+dog seems to dive them at the moment.

[Garf]

so it turns out to be someone being an arse after all, and not someone playing a joke.

what a shame.

[pieater]

With a join date of over a year ago too. Been brewing a while? Hmmmmmmm methinks a stewards is required and the IP tracked down. Then name them. Here.

[Scubee]

Obviously proud of his handiwork.

If it was someone playing a joke, it would be quite amusing, but this is tempting Red.

(who greenedhim? his real persona?)

[Tricky]

Originally Posted by Bardo

...some people are cocks, pure and simple.

Originally Posted by the-real-gloc

THE OFFENDING ARTICLE BEING FITTED BY A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NON DIR ACTUAL DIVER.

Point proven

[wilbo]

Originally Posted by Bardo

just accept that some people are cocks, pure and simple. I've had it a lot myself over the years and it's all water off a duck's back now - it really, really has zero effect on me simply because I don't give a f*ck anymore. As Garf so elloquently put it - f*ck 'em...

you've had a lot of cocks over the years?

well hey ho sailor.

[purple vonny]

Originally Posted by the-real-gloc

THE OFFENDING ARTICLE BEING FITTED BY A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NON DIR ACTUAL DIVER.

ie: fitted by a bored, malicious, childish, attention seeking, narcissistic, troublemaker.

[Garf]

Originally Posted by the-real-gloc

THE OFFENDING ARTICLE BEING FITTED BY A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NON DIR ACTUAL DIVER.

we'd have caught you at it, but we were probably in the sea whilst you were pissing about in a quarry.

ohhh god the sweet sweet irony, this might just be a perfect moment....