Jobsworths.

[malcolm smith]

OOOOOOOOH, Martin, you've got me proper. Can't work out if you are are a really funny guy--------------- or not!!!

This is the essence of comedy I guess :-)

Old news, but just down the road from me in West Cumbria----a guy now has a criminal record for overloading his wheelybin in Whitehaven. That's right, the scum put so much routine refuse in, the lid would not close fully.

Hanging is too good.

We may have Wastwater, luverly mountains on our doorstep, but there are disadvantages of living in Cumbria!

Cheers, Malcolm.

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by malcolm smith

OOOOOOOOH, Martin, you've got me proper. Can't work out if you are are a really funny guy--------------- or not!!!

Maybe, but he's right.

She could have slept at home and leave the space for a disabled driver who actually wanted to get out and shop.

[dry suit diver]

nah jobsworths are the idiot lifeturds at the pool I take the kids too.

we took our 2 and the cousins swimming on election day.

J is 13 and swims for the swimming club that uses the pool
W is 11 and as above
A is 9 and as above

all were wearing the swim club costumes.

V is 6 and in the swim club and has levl 8 (100m)
A is 6 months old and goes in a inflatable swim chair.

we get stopped by the most obnoxious pool attendant I have ever met and told that as there are more than 4 kids to 2 adults all kid swimmers must swim test 25m as its Health and safety.
the signs say no more than 2 under 8s per adult ( J W A do not look under 8)


all of them did the test and did 50m with tumble turns after diving in as per a Gala.

no apology from the pool.


I did an audit after I got changed and found 14 breaches of basic safety mnost seroious was chemical store unlocked and door open to the changing room.

The head office of the management company have been sent pictures and I cannot wait to see the response.