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Old 05-05-08, 12:43 PM
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.................... WOULD PEOPLE STOP LEAVING MESSAGES ON MY MOBILE PHONE - ESPECIALLY URGENT/IMPORTANT ONES !!!!!!!!

as I live in North Norfolk and reception is hit and miss.

Thank you

Dianne

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Hello Dianne, Dr Frosty here. Well it's clear that you've become unusually upset, agressive and irrational. I'm willing to bet that you're craving chocolate, alcohol, films with Hugh Grant in and acts of violence against men. We doctors call this being 'up on blocks', 'boiling beetroots', 'watching arsenal play at home' or 'having a visit from auntie Flo'. Not to put too fine a point on it, this is related to your womens cycle.

However, fear not because Halfords have a sale on at the moment so I suggest you ask the nearest man who you haven't stabbed yet to drive you down there so that you can buy some panniers and a nice pink helmet. That should cheer you up and you'll still have time to get on with some cleaning. Glad to be of help as always.

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Hello Dianne, Dr Frosty here. Well it's clear that you've become unusually upset, agressive and irrational. I'm willing to bet that you're craving chocolate, alcohol, films with Hugh Grant in and acts of violence against men. We doctors call this being 'up on blocks', 'boiling beetroots', 'watching arsenal play at home' or 'having a visit from auntie Flo'. Not to put too fine a point on it, this is related to your womens cycle.

However, fear not because Halfords have a sale on at the moment so I suggest you ask the nearest man who you haven't stabbed yet to drive you down there so that you can buy some panniers and a nice pink helmet. That should cheer you up and you'll still have time to get on with some cleaning. Glad to be of help as always.
Are you trying to say Di's got the painters in?
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Are you trying to say Di's got the painters in?
I believe the tomato boat may have dropped anchor in cod cove, yes.
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Bit late going through the menapause isn't she ?


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Bit late going through the menapause isn't she ?


Coat on & running hard !
You are in sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much trouble - you are not looking to be buried underneath that concrete slab you are laying, are you?

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You are in sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much trouble - you are not looking to be buried underneath that concrete slab you are laying, are you?

Di

Do I get a good slapping next time we meet ? Please ? Pretty please ?
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Are you trying to say Di's got the painters in?
What permanently? she's like that all the time

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