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Absolute T**TS!
Spider Crabs can just f*ck off
And all those cheap and nasty insurance company adverts, like Admiral. And adverts for stairlifts and baths with doors in for decrepit people, and life assurance policies for the barely-living, with no health questions and a free carriage clock.
If you have to think about it for more than thirty seconds, you probably shouldn't get in.
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Wide eyed and legless......
Or they think everyone suffers from diarhorea or are constipated!!!Originally Posted by Kirstie
And all those cheap and nasty insurance company adverts, like Admiral. And adverts for stairlifts and baths with doors in for decrepit people, and life assurance policies for the barely-living, with no health questions and a free carriage clock.
Exhaust the little moment, soon it dies,
And be it gash or gold, it will not come again in this identical disguise.
Not a number
Papa!
Nicole!
F*ck off.
Ian
“Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it”
- Samuel Johnson
Spider Crabs can just f*ck off
And adverts for enormous underwear, with loads of lace to hide the girders and scaffolding.Or they think everyone suffers from diarhorea or are constipated!!!
If you have to think about it for more than thirty seconds, you probably shouldn't get in.
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Worst ad ever Safestyle UK I said
WORST AD EVER SAFESTYLE UK
Dorothy: But how can you talk without a brain?
Scarecrow: Well, I don't know... but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking
Just because it works doesn't mean it's safe
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"I'm confused dot com!" Cue the cheesey grin.
You'll be f***ing confused when you've got my foot in your face you condescending a***hole!!!!!!!
Overly aggressive? I think not.
dedicated shirker
i hate the confused.com ones am always shouting at tv for the guy to sort his bloody hair ( or lack of hair) out
Spider Crabs can just f*ck off
All double-glazing/conservatory/special blinds for your velux bloody window ads are reprehensible.
If you have to think about it for more than thirty seconds, you probably shouldn't get in.
Team Ladydive
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Most perfume adverts suck balls too. Normally famous celebrity stands in empty room, whole thing shot in black and white and then....... nothing. They just have some french tart say the name of the rammy bog water and that's the end of it! WTF?! Atleast tell me if it smells nice or not.
I think it should go like this.
"New pongo from gucci, smells like oranges and a freshly cleaned bathroom."
Tada! I'd buy it!
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