Aargh... other people's religions!!!!!!

[NotDeadYet]

I won't hear a word against the JW's!!!

I used to live round the corner from a big JW high-wizard's palace. Saturday morning, 10.30 without fail the main road was thronged by 18yr old girls in short skirts on their way to the weekly tall-tale-telling event. It may not be the way to heaven but it came close

[yazzyfooty]

But Mal I was talking absorbancy, not diving.
Reckon it's not quite as good as Andrex

Is it like that toilet paper one had in primary school where it didnt clean it just smeared it further around your arse? ICEL?

[Marky Mark]

Is it like that toilet paper one had in primary school where it didnt clean it just smeared it further around your arse? ICEL?

izal toilet paper Carbolic Soap Co.

[TerryH]

Is it like that toilet paper one had in primary school where it didnt clean it just smeared it further around your arse? ICEL?

Ooo now that's a dilema.
Which one would you use .............

This



or this



Wonder if we should have a poll

[bubbleless]

God that stuff still around........................DIR??

at least izal has useful infomation that you use daily on it.........now wash your hands

[Jay_Benson]

A couple of my brothers have sussed out a good way to avoid visits from the JW et al. If they come calling they simply refer them to the name of the house - The Vicarage. If that doesn't work they then point to their collars. Another brother has a more entertaining method - he invites them in. As he knows his way round the bible reasonably well he can also run rings around most JWs etc. The longest that he has manage to capture a pair for is about 2 1/2 hours

[frosty the snowman]

I'd have simply closed the door and left them on the doorstep

I rarely get any hassle, when they call I simply say politely and firmly. "I'm not interested in your beliefs so I don't want to waste your time or mine discussing it any further, thank-you" it normally works.

Arfie

Where's the fun in that? As a comfortable atheist I am certain that these people evolved (rather than being put on Gods Earth) to provide entertainment for myself and those like me. In the bad old days, people would pay money to go and laugh at the inmates of mental hospitals which is of course highly politically incorrect, and rightly so. But these days the deluded of various denominations voluntarily provide a home delivery service so you can play with them in the comfort of your own front room. I always make a point of chatting to them if I have time and without fail, their idiocy strengthens my atheism no end.

Well,you are all asuming that they are wrong. I hope that in the fullness of time you are not somewhere very hot,and they are little demons trying to convert you for the rest of time.

Well anyone can become psychotic but I suppose it might be more pleasant if I were somewhere warm.

[HP]

I won't hear a word against the JW's!!!

I used to live round the corner from a big JW high-wizard's palace. Saturday morning, 10.30 without fail the main road was thronged by 18yr old girls in short skirts on their way to the weekly tall-tale-telling event. It may not be the way to heaven but it came close

I think we're getting to the bottom of the matter now.
You were pestered by two festering middle aged swamp donkeys.
Had they been 18 yr blonde twins - I suspect they might have had a slightly warmer less "secular" reception?

[divingdancer]

A couple of my brothers have sussed out a good way to avoid visits from the JW et al. If they come calling they simply refer them to the name of the house - The Vicarage. If that doesn't work they then point to their collars. Another brother has a more entertaining method - he invites them in. As he knows his way round the bible reasonably well he can also run rings around most JWs etc. The longest that he has manage to capture a pair for is about 2 1/2 hours

I have a friend who does that. She usually has the last laugh too. They are so shocked at being invited in too!

[Divingminxsy]

My friend's mum is a bit of a pushover and invited the JWs in.

Before long they had her on her knees on the lounge carpet praying with them.

Later when she told me the tale I said " What were you praying ? "

" I was praying Les ( hubby ) didn't come home and find them there " she said.