Aargh... other people's religions!!!!!!

[NotDeadYet]

Why do you feel the need to pester me on a Saturday morning?????

I don't come round your house and preach the benefits of debauchery, corruption and immorality so don't come round mine with your poorly written fairy tales!!!!

"Do you think about the deeper things in life?" (Pointing to happy clappy handbook).

Glare.

"Not a thinker then?"

"Oh dear, my dogs seem to have escaped..."

They moved amazingly quickly for middle aged women weighed down with bags of leaflets on mythology.

My first rant of the year

[Mal Bridgeman]

Did you not have a copy of the Fundamentals of Better Diving handy to share with your callers?
HNY
Mal

[weazelz]

bloody npower

[Morag]

Did you not have a copy of the Fundamentals of Better Diving handy to share with your callers?
HNY
Mal

That is currently in use in the 'insomnia' thread

[turbanator]

I'm the same with any door-to-door selling, after all that's what this type of evangelism is.

I like to buy stuff, not have it sold to me.

Now where's the Halcyon catalogue ... Mmmmmm! Shiny!

[purple vonny]

I don't come round your house and preach the benefits of strokery.

My first rant of the year

I thought for a minute Mal had been round!

[welshand1]

At least you didn't get the 2 most stubborn Jehovah's Witnesses known to man (or God for that matter) come a knocking on Christmas eve like I did.
No matter what I did or said, "don't believe", "get lost", "piss off" (and stronger), "I WILL let the dogs loose on you" etc, they would not go. Ended up pointing out the date and reminding them that SOME OF US HAVE A LIFE.
Ended up having to escort them (polite way of putting it) off the premises.
What an I was (NOT)

[Morag]

At least you didn't get the 2 most stubborn Jehovah's Witnesses known to man (or God for that matter) come a knocking on Christmas eve like I did.
No matter what I did or said, "don't believe", "get lost", "piss off" (and stronger), "I WILL let the dogs loose on you" etc, they would not go. Ended up pointing out the date and reminding them that SOME OF US HAVE A LIFE.
Ended up having to escort them (polite way of putting it) off the premises.
What an I was (NOT)

I'd have simply closed the door and left them on the doorstep

[bubbleless]

I just threatened to be violent and abusive if they didn't leave, and put me on there black list of who NOT to bother, worked for nearly 6 years now.

Great only on miss hap when confronted I asked if they knew who I was.....they appoligised and left.

I learnt this after many times of being bugged by them as a family of JW's lived opposite nightmare!!!

As I live in Chorley with one of the biggest Morman churches in the country never see them.

[welshand1]

I just threatened to be violent and abusive if they didn't leave, and put me on there black list of who NOT to bother, worked for nearly 6 years now.

Great only on miss hap when confronted I asked if they knew who I was.....they appoligised and left.

I learnt this after many times of being bugged by them as a family of JW's lived opposite nightmare!!!

As I live in Chorley with one of the biggest Morman churches in the country never see them.

Yeh but you can keep your pretty building with the golden balls as long as you keep the mormons there too