Portland - Lost Keys - Anyone found?

[GCParris]

Hi all, after a glorious weekend diving with UrbanFish and Ivor on the Protector in Portland (yes I did say glorious - the sun was out and I had to apply sun cream!) my other half has lost her house and car keys.

Chances are they are in the car park or jetty somewhere opposite the Breakwater, or somewhere in between there and Fathom and Blues.

So if anyone was there over the weekend and has come across a bunch of keys (one blue handled Euro lock key, one Toyota car key, two Cannons leisure locker tokens, and a bunch of other assorted smaller keys) please let me know.

Cheers,
Gareth.

[GCParris]

Well after searching our house multiple times all day yesterday (even in the oddest places), phoning the hotel, emailing all on the trip, posting on YD and getting Dave to search his car thoroughly my other half has now found her keys in her bag

I am struggling not to say "typical woman" but then she doesn't read the forum [yet] so I'll see how long I get away with it!

Dave - does this post meet with your approval??

[dave archer]

Originally Posted by GCParris

Well after searching our house multiple times all day yesterday (even in the oddest places), phoning the hotel, emailing all on the trip, posting on YD and getting Dave to search his car thoroughly my other half has now found her keys in her bag

I am struggling not to say "typical woman" but then she doesn't read the forum [yet] so I'll see how long I get away with it!

Dave - does this post meet with your approval??

Ay Carumba!

Helen - assuming Gareth shows you this post - let me say I am most dissappointed. Even making allowances for the fact you are a dizzy blonde, hell's teeth woman this is just too much! The twenty minutes I spent searching my car last night, by torchlight, after a 13 hour sh1t day in the office, after bugger all sleep, after the monster drive back from Portland the night before, BEFORE having to wash all my kit, could have been much better spent having a beer with my fat arse sat on my settee!!!!

I confidently predict you will not be allowed to forget this one a hurry, m'dear

Dave.

[Mark Chase]

My wife got a new PC and she was trying to upgrade to the Adoby Acrobat7 but she needed to install the old Acrobat4 disk to alow the upgrade to work.

She asked me for the disk and I told her I gave it to her weeks ago. She denied this so I have spent hours serching for the disk. I emptied my desk and scoured the office unsucessfulley. In the end I spent ages with the Adoby help desk who kindly gave me a release code to input the package.

On Sunday I was looking on lings desk for a missing document and having picked up a stack of paperwork from her IN pile. What should I find under it on her desk.

ATB

Mark Chase

[Tony F]

Originally Posted by Mark Chase

What should I find under it on her desk.

ATB

Mark Chase

Was it Gareth's keys? Hmmmm......... suspiscous