Girls and peeing on boats

[Helen F H]

Our ex-DO was accused of having a dump while sat on the engine cover of a small rib, hanging his arse over the side.  My arse is too big and flabby, and knowing my luck, the cox would make sure i fell in.

[Dan]

I know of one rib that has a toilet Dive eclipse Strictly for the ladies only. Us blokes still have to do the over the side or the bucket thing.

[Dave Crampton]

Hi Porg,

Listen, (I mean read, FFS Humour me here) I dearly departed friend of mine once told me of how she (a Geologist) used to pee in the hills when geoloying with an all male collegues honturage (spelt worng I'm sure) stick her head in the nearest bush instead of her arse stating when walking down the 'high street' They'll always recognise your face but never your arse. And I know there is a sparcity of bushes on RIBs but... ..hey I'm sure your a innovative lass, you could work something out eh? .. ..I'll get my coat.

Dave C

[Helen F H]

I just pee on the floor, let it go out the bailers....but there are some among us who cant/wont.  I am blessed with a bladder the size of the Hindenburg anyway.  I remember the first time i did the tabarka the cup of tea i had with me brekkie landed in my bladder and i sat on the top of the wreck (lucky it was slack) doing my stop with my legs crossed.  My buddy (bless him, poor sod) hadnt got a clue why i was sat with a look of utter concentration on my face.

[Andy the Coastie]

<font color='#0000FF'>Thank god my new boat has 2 heads,

Can't imangine Chasey's ass hanging over the side dumping on a poor ascending divers head that has just broke the surface........ OR &nbsp; Paul O hanging over the side having a swamp, saying &quot; erm seabed is broken shell &quot; &nbsp; &nbsp; lol


Andy

[Rob Evans]

Scapa trip last year on the Jean Elaine - the bog vents on &nbsp;the port side of the boat. On one of the last dives as particularly irritating member of our party had just surfaced and was making his way to the port side ladder. &nbsp;One of the lads had timed his daily dump just right......Well, you can guess the rest.

[Lou]

Sorry Porg, but I am in awe. &nbsp;I am slightly obsessed with this topic and have brought it up before but you are the first female to join in!

I can't do the squatting thing without filling whatever is around my ankles so the floor is not an option. &nbsp;&quot;Shy bladder&quot; in fact make RIBS a &quot;hold on&quot; affair. &nbsp;Hence a nice hardboat is eesential if it is an all day outing. &nbsp;Ribs are only good for shuttles in my view.

Lou

[Fiona]

<font color='#0000FF'>Lou, I am with you. &nbsp;I dive from RIB's &nbsp;and after a couple of trips to the loo before you set off, that's me until we return. &nbsp;

Is there no decorum on dive boats anymore.

FB

[Finless]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (FionaB @ Nov. 03 2003,12:42)]Is there no decorum on dive boats anymore.

FB

None that I have ever seen! &nbsp;

[Dave Crampton]

I know! Perhaps you ladies could put up some sort of curtain fastened to the A frame. I large sheet of tarp, a couple of bunges top and bottom? Just sit on the fiberglass section at the rear, which the out board is fastened to? You could even use some sponge pipe insulation hooked on as a cushion?

Dave C