Sho a shaid, happy Chrishmish!

[Narked@50]

I barely drink these day so I'm not in the running, but I want to enter my two and a half year old daughter in the projectile vomiting competition. I never knew (pro-rata) a kid could hold so much vomit and produce it so many times, and without drinking. Got to feel sorry for her realy.



James

[Mary]

<font color='#000080'>2 double G&amp;Ts each in the pub (on the way from the train station to my dad's house)

2 large G&amp;Ts each whilst cooking

2 bottles champagne to start,

1 bottle of something from the loire with starter,

2 bottles of something nice and red with main,

1 bottle of something white and 1 bottle of something red (but different from those making an earlier appearance) with cheese,

vodka granita (palete cleansing apparently)

1 bottle of champagne with pud

assorted things in funny bottles with coffee

all between 4

unsurprisingly missed the train home by 1 minute got the next one but the connection was cancelled so a very unimpressed mum had to pick my sister and i up from the train station in staines at about 10.30pm christmas eve. opppps &nbsp;