I have a cunning plan!

[daz]

Since I began diving I have always been on the lookout for a brass porthole.  Don't know why, just always wanted one.

Anyway it suddenly occurred to me the other day, that there are many stories of people recovering portholes (especially in the easy to get to depths) and subsequently there is probably not too many around.  

However I have yet to hear of anyone recovering a Starboardhole     Now I reckon there must be loads just waiting to be recovered,   I would expect most ships to have as many starboardholes as portholes.  

So is this a flyer,  maybe a whole new niche in the market  

Daz

[rob34]

<font color='#810541'>And so it comes to this!...... Oh bu99er... and i`m posting a reply!

[Phil Ennis]

<font color='#810541'>WOT you on Daz?

Post me some, it seems chilled.

[Dr Stevil]

Nice spot of lateral thinking dude

[Mark Chase]

Don’t be silly they ran out of starboard holes in the late 70's that’s why we are all after Port holes. Mind you they are in pretty short supply so I would start looking for Bow Holes. I often see these abbreviated as Bow’els and they are obviously deeper down on the wrecks as they are usually referred to as:

deep in the ships bowels

So obviously the ships bow holes are found on the deepest part of the wrecks.

Sooooooooooo

If any body sees me with my computer arm stuck in the mud under the ship, I am not a sad git attempting to log the maximum available depth for the dive, I am quite obviously looking for a Bow Hole &nbsp;


ATB

Mark Chase

WARNING: Inserting your arm into a bow hole may be illegal in some parts of the British Isles. Mind you I am reasonably confident its OK in Wales

[Rupert Bear]

And I know where a nice one is, tell you where is was once it comes up

[laterontoday]

Wow cracking idea starboard holes. &nbsp;Been looking through my boys annual of shipping though and cant see where a starboard hole would be on a boat. If they are in short supply it sounds a real good business deal for me to invest into. mail me details. &nbsp;

Looking to invest heavily once the $30m my Nigerean mate has offered to send to me finally arrives. &nbsp;Seems to be taking a while though, but guess just have to wait a few more days.

[MATTBIN]

I once worked in a sh!t hole and I know some people who are ar5e holes.

Does that help at all.

Matt

[frogkick]

what's the going rate for bringing up a WWII toilet - do I get as many points as for a starboardhole?

[Neal]

toilet humour:
i spent last night( twenty mins) with my arm round the s-bend looking for a blockage didn't find any portholes or starboard ones but i did find the blockage electric tooth brush!

the question is this can i log it as bottom time ? i used a snorkel and mask &nbsp;

pardon the punns