The SEA !!!!!...........Not for sale !!!!!!!

[mark w]

Given the interest created by the glossy sales brouchures for certain UK dive locations I feel it only fair to take the chance to promote my own favourite.
Unfortunately this one is not actually for sale, but lets face it can anyone here afford the ones that are !!
I suppose you could put in a bid for it, but dont be to disapointed to be turned down.

Anyway onto its benifits:

1: A full range of depths can be found, ranging from inches to several hundred metres.

2. With 7,760 miles of it you should be able to get waterside parking, this is not always the case with some sites currently on the market.

3. It is always within a maximum door to water drive of 72 miles.

4. Numerious delibrately sunk underwater attractions, alright so most of these were sunk by request of a slightly over enthusiastic Hitler and not specifically for us divers, but they are still there.

5. There is still an ongoing program of adding new attractions. Recent examples can be found near Boscastle.

6. You dont need an expensive plastic card or day ticket to jump into it.

7. You can save a long surface swim to the deeper bits by using a BOAT, ussually this is not possible at the locations on the market.

8. There is more than one pub at the side of it.

9. There is more life in it that perch, pike and crayfish.

10. On rare occasions some bits of it get a little crowded, but its ussually easy to find a quiet bit.

These are the first ten benifits I am sure there are many many more. Maybe we could form a large consortium and try and pool together our resources to try and come up with a half decnt offer for it !!!!!