Photo Caption Competition - YD Style

[Mal Bridgeman]

"Ok... so apart from the suit .... and the regs ..... and the BC .... and the long necklace .... and the plastic clips .... is there anything else wrong with my kit?" the young Jason asked of the cave diving instructor

[wreckweasel]

Ladies and Germs (and bizarre tentacled things like finless).....

I give you <drumroll> the wiiiinner.... proving that a man is still a man, even if he leaks like a sieve;

Originally Posted by Al_Star

Having often heard that it's unpleasant underwater when the s**t hits the fan, Jason sat waiting to see what really happens.

[rodgey]

i've swallowed a bee.
- just realised how remarkably late i am at posting that lol..

[Al_Star]

Right here we go picture of Digger being inspected underwater!

[abucksdiver]

Right, I've braced myself... ready when you are!

[Conor]

Digger: 'FFS another F***IN CBL!!!!'

Other Diver: 'This shooping trolley has a diver atttached?'

[Mal Bridgeman]

The DIR recruitment team celebrate another Matrix-style implant singing

You say yes, I say no.
You say stop and I say go go go, oh no.
You say Digger and I say DIRgger
DIRgger DIRgger
I don't know why you say Digger, I say DIRgger
DIRgger DIRgger
I don't know why you say Digger, I say DIRgger

to the tune of Hello, Goodbye by the Beatles

[Conor]

For the last F'in time its a REBREATHER, NOT SPIDGE!

[Hazel W]

"Its Life Jim ....but not as we know it !"



or



craftily ...diver no 2 slipped more bromide into diggers loop!

[Freeflow]

Here we have the middle section of the Home Build Daisy chain.

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"Digger, let go of his throat, he's apologised for Birmingham"

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Digs being assassinated for turning up at a DIR gig with a rebreather, inverted bottles AND the hose bungeed to his tank and not in a Hog loop.

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"Feck, he's bubbling again...another scrubbed dive"

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Seeing Digger in rubber and rebreather, the diver behind couldn't contain his white tadpoles any longer.

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Digs holds up his mid dive checklist for his buddy:

1] If it is bubbling, tighten it up. If bubbling persists Duck Tape is stored between the scrubber cannister and diluent.

2] Tap all O2 cells in turn until one works...

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Glueing magnets to the fingers of Diggers gloves seemed like a great idea, right up to the point where they tried to ascend from the wreck.