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Surface Interval: Discuss Photo Caption Competition - YD Style in the General Diving Forums forums: Camel: I don't know Doctor it started out as a boil on my back. Safe diving, Steve...

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Old 11-01-07, 09:45 PM
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Camel: I don't know Doctor it started out as a boil on my back.

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New on Egypt TV: Pimp My Camel

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"Sarfend"-on-Sea 2050: The ageing Chav finds his Saxo replaced by a new means of transport after global warming bites.

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Mal sets back Anglo-Egyptian diplomacy 50 years when he can't resist telling the joke about why camels are called ships of the desert*

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The Deja Vu entry:

"Mum, how do you know that camel is male?"

"Just look at the prick on it"

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YD members get confused as the Caption Competition turns into the lookalike thread

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The camel herder makes a sharp exit as Mal utters the phrase "I'm gonna make you squeal like a dromedary".

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Mal was caught covering up his hard on as he 'rode' the camel

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Mal was ready to go down on any ship, even the ship of the desert.

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* Because they are full of arab semen.
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The camel was clearly perplexed by Mal's trousers
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I'm not a camel shagger, I'm a camelshaggers son , I'm only shagging camels 'till the camel shaggings done.
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Camel;

FFS, he expects a lift with those trousers? Feck off pikey, you've been diving with Howard again haven't you?
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They told me mounting a camel (toe) was an erotic expireance!
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When the camel sank up to his knees in the sand, Mal decided it was time to start a diet.
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Mal gets all excited as he puts into practice all he read in the Camel Sutra.
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Camel buckaroo is about to start

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Mal didn't realise that in the stud where he kept his horse they'd been experimenting with horse dna.
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Mal needed two hands to hide his exitement !
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