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Surface Interval: Discuss Photo Caption Competition - YD Style in the General Diving Forums forums: Translation : a non-obese European... "Ma malakat aymanukum" Anywhere near? Nowhere near but thanks for the ...erm... compliment ...

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Old 13-01-07, 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by angleseydiver
Translation : a non-obese European...
"Ma malakat aymanukum"

Anywhere near?
Nowhere near but thanks for the ...erm... compliment

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The translation i got as well as "what your right hand posseses", was "my rightfull beloved".
Don't know if that makes you feel any better Mal

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The suspicions were justified when the Dude offered to sort out some new ponies for Mal's next dressage competition. Never trust a pikey.
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Bernie Cliftons panto career went down hill after he changed his ostrich for a camel.
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Whatever shoes Mal wore, he couldn't hide his camel toe
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"I'm just worried that you guys think he is holding part of the saddle...." said the camel.
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Thanks for your efforts guys ... some of you even managed comedy in with the insults

Notable entries from ....

Prometheus - I'm not a camel shagger, I'm a camelshaggers son , I'm only shagging camels 'till the camel shaggings done.

Turbonator - Mal needed two hands to hide his exitement !

Tom - Mal hadn't expected to get a hump on his desert holiday.

Foggy - This is the strangest skiing holiday I have ever booked

Freeflow - Bernie Cliftons panto career went down hill after he changed his ostrich for a camel.

The Winner is:

Wilbo - Mal wasn't too sure about the new Egyptian 'Find me a bride' introduction service - "She is Russian you say?"

So Mark - over to you....

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