Photo Caption Competition - YD Style

[uwila]

Finally, a solution to the age old "should you p1ss in your wet suit" problem.
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Having decided a pee-valve was too expensive, a new solution goes into trials.

[Kanga]

Originally Posted by Paul Oliver

An unexpected cold snap on the naturists' dive gig left Ted struggling to convince his third leg to compensate for his missing feet.

[Freeflow]

As the boat tied up, Teds shout of 'You're supposed to pass the rope around the BOLLARD' echoed around the entire county.

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The cave divers had a shock on reaching the ladder as they had only counted three dry sumps on the way in, but now another dark passeage could be seen.

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The emerging divers began to chorus "We can see your dump valve, we can see your dump valve".

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Emperor Ted's £2000 superlight neoprene drysuit was admired by all except the little boy who asked who the naked diver is.

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Ted shows how he won the all Bankok Ping Pong Ball Firing Chanpionship.

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Ted had to dive naked as advancing years brought on arse/elbow confusion.

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5 Minute Neuro exam, page 2.

If the patient is male, show him the attached picture. Any signs of arousal mean he is definantly bent. And quite probably short sighted as well.

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Naturist diving Ted was sure that the Pequod would not reach this far inland, and the cry of 'White wahle' was his buddy taking the piss.

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The Irish Tourist Board decided against the phrase 'Come over for the craic' wouldn't be suitable for enticing divers over.

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Ted was so crap at piggy in the middle that even a bin and bucket could beat him.

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Auditions for the remake of Deliverance were going well as Ted demonstrated his pig squeal.

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The song Three Steps To Heaven was a hit, 5 Rungs To Hell less so.

[Miss Roxy Chablis]

I can correct the previous posters and confirm that what we have here is in fact the Gloc anoos not a Garf anoos.

When you spend as much time blowing smoke up each others arses as us DIR boys do - you get to know these things instinctively.

[Buoyant Babe]

Digger repents his man-slag ways and waits for true love Howie to rekindle their romance...

[pieater]

Beta testing the Emperors new dry suit was to prove a tad disappointing.

[Freeflow]

After fitting his tank, Gloc prepared to don the camel suit so Mal would ride him.

[swissdave]

Wow these inland sites think of everything, novelty bike racks.

BCD,check Cylinder,check Mask,check, Fins,check DSMB,check Wetsuit,che...oh Bollox.

Dave

[big_si]

After his heavily discounted deco procedures Ted wondered whether they had covered ALL aspects of the full course.... Was this REEEEEALLY the safest way to off gas???

[tootricky]

Howie managed to attach the cylinder to his forehead but how he got his arm in that position was anybody's guess!