Photo Caption Competition - YD Style

[Tricky]

It's very rare to see one in UK inland waters, but here's proof that the Moonfish does exist. Consequently, the sighting proves that you need a Moonfish to find a Winkle.

[wilbo]

Honourable Mentions..

GLOC - he he - you should know.. Chicken Madras was it?
The Eye of Sauron was about to be uncovered

Buoyant Babe
Ted hadn't quite grasped the meaning of 'bottom time'
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Tanya Streeter looked remarkably different once the silver wetsuit was off... - Meeeow Helen


Hazel W
Ted! ... Ted! ....your O ring is gonna blow ! - Sick.


Paul Oliver
Having forgotten his Nappy on this dive Chasey decided it was time to give the Warhammer Manouver a go. - having seen that video Urrggh and Urrghhh


Freeflow
After fitting his tank, Gloc prepared to don the camel suit so Mal would ride him. - Ouch..


Mal
One is the hand is worth two in the bush - erm..


howard payne - Like I need to comment. The sort of level we'd come to expect Howard Jnr. Dad must be proud....
HP: So it's definitely an overhead environment and we're laying line - what about cookies?
Garf: He usually gives me a Werther's Original when I've done it for him in the past


so.. to the winners..

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Big Si - 3rd..
After his heavily discounted deco procedures Ted wondered whether they had covered ALL aspects of the full course.... Was this REEEEEALLY the safest way to off gas???

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FreeFlow - Like it.. 2nd place
The emerging divers began to chorus "We can see your dump valve, we can see your dump valve".


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and first place...
Woz - we have a winner..
Anyone fancy a little "bang bang in the Janos"?




Come on Woz.. do your worst..

[Freeflow]

The competition finished befroe I could get this one in:

Having seen the YD caption competition pic, Ted was ready if two beauties popped out of the bin.

Oh well.

[Woz]

Right. Marvellous. That's 2 to me. I'll retire on the hatrick.

Here's JamesP on the right and Dave Crampton with his head all cuddled up on Bottle Monkey's chest. Aaaaaaaaah isn't it lovely. And on the left a diver I gently bent the day after this shot.

[Helen F H]

Originally Posted by Woz

Right. Marvellous. That's 2 to me. I'll retire on the hatrick.

Here's JamesP on the right and Dave Crampton with his head all cuddled up on Bottle Monkey's chest. Aaaaaaaaah isn't it lovely. And on the left a diver I gently bent the day after this shot.

Kev's farts had lost none of their potency despite him wearing activated charcoal pants.....

[Mal Bridgeman]

The Chief Executioner discarded his trial corpses having honed his skills in readiness for the next batch of the ex-Iraq Leadership

[jackadam]

Originally Posted by Woz

Right. Marvellous. That's 2 to me. I'll retire on the hatrick.

Here's JamesP on the right and Dave Crampton with his head all cuddled up on Bottle Monkey's chest. Aaaaaaaaah isn't it lovely. And on the left a diver I gently bent the day after this shot.

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As a retired hypnotist, it was rare for the skipper to actually leave the harbour

[Mal Bridgeman]

Another of Woz's garotte-n trips ....

[Digger]

At the latest incontinence testing, once they'd fallen asleep next to the window, they'd just stick their bottom half in a drysuit to save on nappies.

[Janos]

Post dive, Janos and Chasey were arguing with the GUE guys and gals, but the rest of the boat, like divers in general, couldn't care less.

Janos