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Old 27-10-06, 10:56 AM
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Howard was a little perturbed by the way Mark kept staring at his moobs.

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PS - If you can bear it - have a closer look at Howard's chest - they're there.
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Me- Mark, you booked us into the smallest room in Salcombe with bunk beds so you have to have the top bunk.

Maybe not on the boat, but l said that to Mark at some point over the three days.
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While Howard distracted Mark with talk of diving, Lou smelt his undersuit...

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Me- Mark, you booked us into the smallest room in Salcombe with bunk beds so you have to have the top bunk.

Maybe not on the boat, but l said that to Mark at some point over the three days.
Mark: Fine, there's no way I'm letting you go on top!
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While Howard distracted Mark with talk of diving, Lou smelt his undersuit...

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The Winner is...

OK, lots of really great entries but I have narrowed it down to these 3:

3rd:
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So for £2.50 per square metre, you'll do the whole drive?
It seems the Dude has quite a reputation

2nd:
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So that's your plan then Howard, a 30 second bottom time, then bail out and surface?
It seems the Dude has quite a reputation

1st:
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Originally Posted by Garf
"Right you stupid pikey. Let's start from the top one more time. A ten pence piece is very small, but the sun is faaaar away"
It seems... well I think you get the idea

Honourable mentions, in no particular order, to Wilbo, Janos, Tom and Freeflow. And to GLOC for starting all this.

Anyway Garf, over to you.

Cheers/Nic
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