Photo Caption Competition - YD Style

[warmwaterdiver]

I thought these photos were supposed to be funny?

[wilbo]

Originally Posted by warmwaterdiver

I thought these photos were supposed to be funny?

Not necessarily.. but the captions could be.. get thinking Gary..

[MCFastybloke]

the lads chortled to themselves as they realised somebody had smeared boot polish on that bloody cameramans viewfinder.

[Freeflow]

It was only the hunchback of notre dame that smiled for the camera at the '50s B movie convention, the creature from the black lagoon and the elephant man submerged and turned their backs respectively.

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'Look, I told you that I could fart hard enough to make the water ripple, that's a fiver you owe me!"

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Complete Bastard BSAC initiated the new member with the old 'I tell you to step back so I can get you all in the photo when there is a drop behind you ' trick.

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'Look lads, nice try, but I think PADI will look elsewhere for the new publicity models'

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DDRC manual, page 94. The illustration above demonstrates the classic reaction of the British Diver [subaquaticus alcoholicus] when told the pub is open [right] and that it is topless barmaid night [left]. Groin strain may result.

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On reflection he should have allowed the Black Witch to cure before donning the recently repaired drysuit for an hour long dive.

[Howard Payne]

I fear Gary may have a point here. When you think how many funny, sick and twisted photos of Gloc there must be out there on adult websites all over the internet - was this really the best we could come up with? That one of him trussed up in the loveswing with a snooker ball in his mouth and a set of jump leads attached to his nipples whilst being whipped to within an inch of his life by twin dwarfs using kettle leads was an absolute shoe-in for the caption competition.

God I really am becoming a fat f*cker aren't I? - time for a diet methinks if I am to assume my rightful position as a big pecced, lantern jawed DIR divegod

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by Howard Payne

God I really am becoming a fat f*cker aren't I? - time for a diet methinks if I am to assume my rightful position as a big pecced, lantern jawed DIR divegod

"Lovely moobs Howard"

"Why thank you duckie"

[tom]

"Hmmm" thought Howard. "I'll be getting that rebreather soon".

[Diving Dude]

It must be pimms o'clock.



This is only funny if you've seen the Pimms adverts by Alexandra Armstrong, who, 'old foxturd' is the spitting image of.

[Howard Payne]

Dad! Is that you?

[Kanga]

Originally Posted by Diving Dude

It must be pimms o'clock.



This is only funny if you've seen the Pimms adverts by Alexandra Armstrong, who, 'old foxturd' is the spitting image of.

"Yes, Mr Jablonski, Sir. Of course it's all muscle. Hard as nails, these UK divers. Look, I can punch him in the stomach and he doesn't feel a thing."

[Through gritted teeth] Ha ha ha. "Not a thing."