Photo Caption Competition - YD Style

[Mal Bridgeman]

Originally Posted by turbanator

John Constable Jr prefered photography but whilst his backdrops were a homage to his Great-Grandfather, he never really recaptured the foreground subjects as well.

or

Loz tried to hide his shame at forgetting his backplate and wing.

or

"I have speedos on underneath the shorts....."

or

"These Jungle X-Shorts will never catch on"

or

Lou, at the inaugural meet of the French Cabal, knew the YD pedants would pick up on her mis-spelling

or

"I wonder if I put rubber boots on them they would stop falling over"

[tom]

bring out the gimp

[uwila]

Wurzle Gummage DIR Manual:
Whilst owning the right kit is fundamental to the well prepared diver, don't forget to put your head on the right way around.

[Foggy]

1. Having gazed upon the water and agreed that it was good, The diver hides his tears as he realises that suit, backplate, wing and fins had been forgotten in the early morning rush to the site....

2. "bugger ..... this clear viz is crap for blackout drills - right class turn your hoods round the wrong way"

3. All this kit, and three different gas mixes is a bit much for this exploration - we can all see its only 10 ft deep!

4. I'm a little teapot short and stout,
here's my handle, there's my other handle,
where's my head,
oh someone sort me out!

Cheers, Paul

[Janos]

French Caver: "I fart in your general direction"

[Mal Bridgeman]

Howard (Dude) and Paul (Oliver) sharing their passion for diving in inland waters, took precautions to avoid else finding out.

[purple vonny]

The Exorcist theme weekend got off to an excellent start. Bill practised spinning his head round the wrong way while Ron practised the green spew manoevre.

[milldog]

Originally Posted by turbanator

Thanks Ian, sorry for the delay, I havd not checked

Aaannyyywaaayy, do your worst with this, I shall run it until Thusrday night - unless you all feel that's too long.

1. After the DIR cave 1 course, Paul still could tell his friends he was DIR

2. Diving dude team photo the one who come back

3. whilst showing off his new kit he was scared that his wife would see this

4. he disguised the photo as his boss thought he was in a sales meeting

EDIT: as (Blank 1) bent over paul perpared for the first stage of over head entry (1. enter trainer name)

[Tricky]

"Did we catch everything with our buddy check?"

[purple vonny]

It was another sad case of "all the gear and no idea"

"Now, if I can just work out which way this hat goes, I'll be in that pond in a jiffy"