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    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy View Post

    We are waiting, we are waiting,
    For the judging once again.
    We are waiting Scubee's choice,
    For the photo comp, to be done
    And I wanna believe you,
    When you tell me that it'll be ok,
    Ya I try to believe you,
    But I don't

    When you say that it's gonna be,
    It always turns out to be a different way,
    I try to believe you,
    Not today, today, today, today, today...

    [Chorus:]

    I don't know how to feel,
    tomorrow, tomorrow,
    I don't know what to say,
    tomorrow, tomorrow
    Is a different day

    It's always been up to you,
    It's turning around,
    It's up to me,
    I'm gonna do what I have to do,
    just do

    Gimme a lil time,
    Leave me alone a little while,
    Maybe it's not too late,
    not today, today, today, today, today...

    [Chorus:]

    I don't know how to feel,
    tomorrow, tomorrow,
    I don't know what to say,
    tomorrow, tomorrow
    Is a different day

    And I know I'm not ready,
    Maybe tomorrow

    And I wanna believe you,
    When you tell me that it'll be ok,
    Ya I try to believe you,
    Not today, today, today, today, today...

    Tomorrow it may change


    Avril Levigne trumps Rod Stewart
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scubee View Post
    Avril Levigne trumps ......
    I can't believe that we're reduced to talking about Avril's trumps....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy View Post
    Yawn
    and they accuse women of nagging
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scubee View Post
    and they accuse women of nagging
    Hmmm.....

    Have a look at post 5977, 5654, 5285, 4841 & 3308 in this thread.
    Howard,

    "Howard takes cool and stamps on it a few times before wiping his arse with it and feeding it to the dog - Chasey - Tuesday 10.18pm 18-10-05,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diving Dude View Post
    Hmmm.....

    Have a look at post 5977, 5654, 5285, 4841 & 3308 in this thread.


    Okay, Okay... I was going to have dinner, make a few calls.....but i willjudge instead

    There were a lot of really good entries, and it has been a difficut choice, but.....

    Honourable mentions go to......



    Quote Originally Posted by Frosty the Snowman
    Howard sat there moody and withdrawn, aching for the moment when the others went diving so he could strip off and give those moobs a good licking
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mal Bridgeman
    No matter how hard they looked, they good not find the "good pics of the Dude from the weekend" that Scubee had promised.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mark C
    Typical dive - searching all day to find the wreck just behind them!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Diving Dud
    "WTF is my daughter and l, a well feckin' 'ard RB diver, doing with a bunch of muppets like this." .... thought the Dude.
    Dishonourable mentions go to....

    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy
    Scoobie used her Boobies to get everyone's attention before pointing out the running etiquette of dirty great grey jobbies...
    Quote Originally Posted by Pigpen
    Everyone looked away, embarrassed at the state of the huge hulking wreck................in the red t shirt!
    Quote Originally Posted by The Stanmore Pikey
    The Stevie Wonder school of diving set forth.......
    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus
    'Kin Hell , that was a bit of a fast ascent!!
    But the winner has to be.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Purple Vonny
    Is it a bird?
    Is it a plane?
    Why, no. It's a croc being hurled into the sea. One more to go and then no one on the boat will look like a total biff.
    Over to you, Vonny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scubee View Post
    Avril Levigne trumps Rod Stewart
    Guns N Roses trump Avril Levigne My bold

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    I used to love her, oh yeah
    But I had to kill her

    I had to put her six feet under
    And I can still hear her complain

    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I used to love her, oh yeah
    But I had to kill her

    I knew I'd miss her
    so I had to keep her
    she's buried right in my back yard

    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I used to love her, oh yeah
    But I had to kill her

    She bitched so much
    She drove me nuts
    And now I'm happier this way

    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I used to love her, oh yeah
    But I had to kill her

    I had to put her six feet under
    and I can still hear her complain

    She bitched so much
    She drove me nuts

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    There are so many that I simply can not post. This one is fairly clean. Di will kill me though.

    Yvonne veni vidi scubici

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