Photo Caption Competition - YD Style

[Conor]

Clare thought hiding bhind the glare of the Dude's suit would hide her secret rebreather diving?

[Foggy]

"No Howard we'll never lift it!

..and besides you'd never get it in your van!

...I don't care how much we'd get if we weighed it in, you're not having it!

..No Howard! come away!"


Cheers, Paul

[turbanator]

Howard was looking for the back of the dodgem, so that he could stand at the back like a proper pikey.

[Mal Bridgeman]

In a fairground pikey stylee

"No single riders!!!"

[turbanator]

Janos could never quite let go of his time in prison.

or

Janos never missed an opportunity to 'smack his bitch up'!

[Janos]

Well ladies and gentlemen, there have been some spectacular efforts. The standard of entries has been very high, but, as ever, it's been very hard to choose between them.

However, the winners, in reverse order are:

10. Anglseydiver: Janos sets about bagging £4,000.00 of spidge to the surface
6. Turbanator: Janos: Awww, c'mon Howard, up the bum, no babies!
9. Paul: "I'll have my top quality Hungarian lead back now please"
5. Milldog: CHG: if i breath off his kit i can get a 75m run time
8. Paul: Rule 1 - Never, ever get your double ender caught on another divers Butt ring
7. Mark: Unexplained CCR deaths were suddnly less of a mystery when a stealth GUE diver was caught in the act of sabotaging A YBOD
4. Frosty: Despite the heavy rain, the pikey fairground staff continued to open the gates but interest in the ferris wheel was limited.
3. Woz: (Who said it first): "Come on everybody let's conga!"
2. Hazel: I know I said I felt horny but..........


and the winner is...










..... [Chris Tarrant mode on]




























..... [Chris Tarrant mode off]
















1. Tom: Janos tried out his new homebuild scooter. Somehow he didn't think the 'Howard' would be as much of a success as the 'Gavin'

Who wins a red for calling me a clusterfcuk. But I will suspend giving it to him for a bit so that he can redeem himself by saying nice things about me.

Janos

[tom]

Sorry for being rude to you Janos (and Howard). However, the baying masses seemed to approve so I can't promise it won't happen again.

I wasn't sure what to to put up next. I don't have that many pictures with YD folks in them, and they seem to be the funniest ones. I do have one of Janos and the Kite Fiasco, but since he's been complaining about me being horrid I decided against it. I have a few of Mattbin but they are probably best kept under wraps. However, the Dude has recently called me a tosser, so that means he's due another round of abuse



Ian@1904 on the left, Howard on the right, in a kitchen in Lyme Regis. I'm not sure what Ian is doing, possibly telling us how many dives he plans to do that weekend

Over to you lot... I'll make the decision at some random point on Saturday probably.

[milldog]

Howard: i said show me your skin bend not sink bend !!!

[warmwaterdiver]

Ian "you want how much to do the driveway, p*ss off pikey"

[Woz]

"Howard looked non too pleased when Ian showed him which finger he was going to use for the proctological examination."