You know you are a Diver when...

[bex80]

1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement

2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.

3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.

4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am

5) you have the LDC on speed dial

6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea

7) you are a member of YD

8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails

9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)

10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot

[gwilson]

1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement

2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.

3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.

4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am

5) you have the LDC on speed dial

6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea

7) you are a member of YD

8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails

9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)

10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot

11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban

[Buoyant Babe]

1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement

2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.

3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.

4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am

5) you have the LDC on speed dial

6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea

7) you are a member of YD

8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails

9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)

10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot

11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban

12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop

13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)

[ardhill]

1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement

2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.

3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.

4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am

5) you have the LDC on speed dial

6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea

7) you are a member of YD

8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails

9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)

10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot

11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban

12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop

13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)

14) You are driving your car and some one lets you out into the line of traffic when you are on a side road, and you give them the 'OK' hand signal.

[Buoyant Babe]

1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement

2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.

3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.

4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am

5) you have the LDC on speed dial

6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea

7) you are a member of YD

8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails

9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)

10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot

11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban

12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop

13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)

14) You are driving your car and some one lets you out into the line of traffic when you are on a side road, and you give them the 'OK' hand signal

15) People are not unattractive despite being covered in snot and looking like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards

16) You wander round shops in rompersuits and baggy thermals with the @rse hanging out and don't bat an eyelid

17) Weeing between two car doors is your speciality

18) You don't mind stripping off in car parks

[Lou]

1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement

2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.

3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.

4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am

5) you have the LDC on speed dial

6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea

7) you are a member of YD

8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails

9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)

10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot

11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban

12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop

13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)

14) You are driving your car and some one lets you out into the line of traffic when you are on a side road, and you give them the 'OK' hand signal

15) People are not unattractice despite being covered in snot and looking like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards

16) You wander round shops in rompersuits and baggy thermals with the @rse hanging out and don't bat an eyelid

17) Weeing between two car doors is your speciality

18) You are discounting any house in your house-hunt if it doesn't have a garage to keep your gear in

[Madfish]

1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement

2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.

3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.

4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am

5) you have the LDC on speed dial

6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea

7) you are a member of YD

8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails

9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)

10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot

11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban

12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop

13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)

14) You are driving your car and some one lets you out into the line of traffic when you are on a side road, and you give them the 'OK' hand signal

15) People are not unattractive despite being covered in snot and looking like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards

16) You wander round shops in rompersuits and baggy thermals with the @rse hanging out and don't bat an eyelid

17) Weeing between two car doors is your speciality

18) You don't mind stripping off in car parks

19) You are discounting any house in your house-hunt if it doesn't have a garage to keep your gear in

20) You won't get rid of the dive-mobile 'cos you don't want another car to get into the same condition or have to worry about every little ding

21) You put on your Xerotherms, they smell of BO and you just don't care

Dianne

Spooky - I was thinking of no 19, but I didn't want to be greedy !

[DIVE BUDDHA]

you know when ur a diver when u see a dive swiiming round the bottom of stoney at 7.30 am on a morning a thrill lol!!
also when ur kit doesnt try to bite u in the rear !!

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by DIVE BUDDHA

you know when ur a diver when u see a dive swiiming round the bottom of stoney at 7.30 am on a morning a thrill lol!!
also when ur kit doesnt try to bite u in the rear !!

Get with the programme Leigh, stick it on the list

Oh, and buying a house without a large attached garage to store kit and toys, and a garden to wash my kit off was a definite no-no for us

[A. Berk]

1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement

2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.

3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.

4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am

5) you have the LDC on speed dial

6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea

7) you are a member of YD

8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails

9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)

10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot

11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban

12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop

13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)

14) You are driving your car and some one lets you out into the line of traffic when you are on a side road, and you give them the 'OK' hand signal

15) People are not unattractive despite being covered in snot and looking like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards

16) You wander round shops in rompersuits and baggy thermals with the @rse hanging out and don't bat an eyelid

17) Weeing between two car doors is your speciality

18) You don't mind stripping off in car parks

19) You are discounting any house in your house-hunt if it doesn't have a garage to keep your gear in

20) You won't get rid of the dive-mobile 'cos you don't want another car to get into the same condition or have to worry about every little ding

21) You put on your Xerotherms, they smell of BO and you just don't care

22) You have no hair and your fingernails are the texture of straw

23) You realise you can drink coffee, eat a pie, smoke and work a GPS at the same time while standing perfectly balanced between carriages on a speeding Inter-city

24) You instinctively hold your breath, sneak-up behind and make a quick grab at canned crab meat.