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Surface Interval: Discuss team pork vs the chimps in the General Diving Forums forums: ok, in order to take the heat off Gollops threads and to try and bring in a bit of maturity ...

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Old 12-07-07, 02:06 PM
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team pork vs the chimps
ok, in order to take the heat off Gollops threads and to try and bring in a bit of maturity to this forum. who would win a "its a knockout" styled race "team pork" or "the chimps" and why!!
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ok, in order to take the heat off Gollops threads and to try and bring in a bit of maturity to this forum. who would win a "its a knockout" styled race "team pork" or "the chimps" and why!!
The chimps, for no other reason than there are 387 in their team......apparently

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The chimps, for no other reason than there are 387 in their team......apparently

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I think we might have them on the weigh-in, mind...
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I think it would be a non finish, The chimps would be whipping Howard for using his snorkel, and team pork would be sidetracked by the buffet.

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I think it would be a non finish, The chimps would be whipping Howard for using his snorkel, and team pork would be sidetracked by the buffet..............
..........or would indeed eat The Chimps! Mmmm, bush meat.
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..........or would indeed eat The Chimps! Mmmm, bush meat.

There are no girl Chimps ..... that is what you meant, isn't it?
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Team Pork is definitely built for comfort whereas The Chimps are more geared up for speed (when they're not eating donuts) Janos is just sitting on the fence as usual what with his diet and DIR leanings
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Surely the Chimps would be drinking tea directly from the teapot spot, screeching and jumping up and down on the jelly then masturbating furiously in front of the watching crowd?

Mind you it depends on whether that was the It's a Knockout Game. You can just imagine Eddie Waring going "and now the Chimps are leaping on the tables wanking at the crowd while Team Pork try to imbibe as many calories as possible from the buffet. Amazing. What do you think, Stewpot?"
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Surely the Chimps would be drinking tea directly from the teapot spot, screeching and jumping up and down on the jelly then masturbating furiously in front of the watching crowd?

I don't get the Jelly bit .... can a fellow Chimp explain?
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Team Pork is definitely built for comfort whereas The Chimps are more geared up for speed (when they're not eating donuts) Janos is just sitting on the fence as usual what with his diet and DIR leanings
Hardly svelte yourself are you? Probably the most porcine of the chimps and, therefore, most likely to defect (or should that be defecate?)
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