Well, I've been nice

[Garf]

With all the talk of nastiness, I would like to point out that I have gone completely against type and actually been pleasant today.

I was doing my usual add up the reb blobs / good deeds calculation and found I've actually come out positive

So far, I've

1. Offered to lend someone an analyser by driving to their house
2. Explained "Oxygen Service" to someone
3. Pleaded with a skipper to get a discount for someone who is ill
4. Phoned Mark Powell to appraise him of carnage on YD
5. Resisted the urge to slag off GLOC even though he's out of the country and can't defend himself
6. Arranged Accommodation for the chimps going to Scapa
7. Made arrangements for scooters for the chimps going to Scapa
8. Explained minimum gas to someone who was afraid of getting teased if they asked publically

so I'm obviously unwell, I'm going to bed. Normal service will be resumed tomorrow.

[purple vonny]

You're a good boy Garf and you get to watch your telly for 1/2 hour in bed.

[Garf]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

You're a good boy Garf and you get to watch your telly for 1/2 hour in bed.

hoorah! Night

[Diving Dude]

Garfie, the downside of being a sweet little leak eater today is that you won't be getting slapped by PV and her 22 stone mate with tatoos.

[Finless]

Originally Posted by Garf

8. Explained minimum gas to someone who was afraid of getting teased if they asked publically

Minimum gas? Wassat? You need 100% gas or you'll be breathing in some vacuum?

They can have my lovely spreadsheet if they want to work out if they have enough gas for a dive (if that's what you were talking about). Of course, you'll have to tell them how they will die if they rely on anything I say and can't trust my calculations but .................

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by Finless

Minimum gas? Wassat? You need 100% gas or you'll be breathing in some vacuum?

I always thought it was teeny tiny farts

[Steve S]

Originally Posted by Diving Dude

Garfie, the downside of being a sweet little leak eater today is that you won't be getting slapped by PV and her 22 stone mate with tatoos.

That sounds like you

Safe diving,
Steve

[wilbo]

Originally Posted by Diving Dude

Garfie, the downside of being a sweet little leak eater today is that you won't be getting slapped by PV and her 22 stone mate with tatoos.

Originally Posted by Steve S

That sounds like you

Safe diving,
Steve

Howard doesn't have tattoos does he?

[gwilson]

Originally Posted by Diving Dude

Garfie, the downside of being a sweet little leak eater today is that you won't be getting slapped by PV and her 22 stone mate with tatoos.

Sounds like she has met my ex wife in Weymouth if thats an insult i apologise profusely

[wilbo]

Originally Posted by Garf

With all the talk of nastiness, I would like to point out that I have gone completely against type and actually been pleasant today.

I was doing my usual add up the reb blobs / good deeds calculation and found I've actually come out positive

So far, I've

1. Offered to lend someone an analyser by driving to their house
2. Explained "Oxygen Service" to someone
3. Pleaded with a skipper to get a discount for someone who is ill
4. Phoned Mark Powell to appraise him of carnage on YD
5. Resisted the urge to slag off GLOC even though he's out of the country and can't defend himself
6. Arranged Accommodation for the chimps going to Scapa
7. Made arrangements for scooters for the chimps going to Scapa
8. Explained minimum gas to someone who was afraid of getting teased if they asked publically

so I'm obviously unwell, I'm going to bed. Normal service will be resumed tomorrow.

he hasn't been nice today. Don't believe him. He sucks you in - then casts you aside like a rag chimp.