What stunts have you pulled to be allowed out to play ?

[Mark Chase]

I told my wife that in Mexico you can swim with Dolphins.

She has always wanted to swim with Dolphins so i reckoned it would make a lovely winter break

OK its expensive but sod it she has ernt it as she has been working hard recently.

Ling was very pleased with my generous offer.

Then i said i had told my freinds and they had sugested going the same week so we could do a couple of dives to gether.

Ling said OK as she realy likes Janous and Howard

I then contacted the boys to say the week long cave course in Mexico was on

ATB

Mark

[Scubee]

Have you nticed it is only the blokes that pull stunts like this?

i remember going on 'holiday' with someone which turned out to be a week of working and little me was left to fend for herself for a week!

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by Scubee

Have you noticed it is only the blokes that NEED TO pull stunts like this?

Scubee, l've added two little words you missed out.

The reason guys need to and not women is that if wifee says she's doing something like going to New York for a long weekend shopping or Las vegas for a week l just say OK darling have a nice time....................... then book loads of diving when she's away.

l've not got your boobies anymore, now l have my own and they're yummy.

[Jim Shaw]

When your head is full of wool, it makes it so much easier to pull it over your eyes

Lol, she's just read this but did'nt understand it, so I've explained it 3 times, does this prove my point ?

Originally Posted by Craby

so you will have to be good

to pull the wool over my eyes babex

[Jim Shaw]

In my defence, I've never pulled any stunts personally, cos I'm the boss, and what I say goes


Right now to log into her account, and put me on her ignore list, so that she can't read this

Originally Posted by Frankie Price

Looks like I will need to consult in detail Jim Shaw's guide to "pulling a fast one with the missus".

[Finless]

Well, I did tell SWMBO once that I was going out and to put her coat on because I was turning the heating off.

It wasn't too long before I could see out of my eye again and I think purple is a lovely colour for the eye. I mean, people would pay money to get that colour.

[Sooty Stoo]

All I do is ask if I can go diving.

If the answer is no, then it's bagpipe practice time.

Strange, but I get to go diving more or less when I like.

[gobfish1]

i told the wife i was of diving in oban , but went to the meldive s instead,

you cant half get a tan in oban in november .

had to take all my dive kit ie twin set dry suite and the like and hide it at my m8s house for the week ,

[Peter M]

Originally Posted by onthetrain

I did test this to the limit last year. Went to Plymouth for a weekend and came home with a rebreather

About to test this limit !! eek

[DIVE BUDDHA]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

Being single has some distinct advantages. I decide to go and I go.

I'd highly recommend it.

Mind you, I did the same when I was married.

yep would definatly agree with you yvonne!

being your own boss does have quite a few advantages and one of them is not

having to make up exscuses about what you want to do on a weekend !