What stunts have you pulled to be allowed out to play ?

[BJ]

Treat your wife like a lady, give her everything she wants, be good in bed, be a kind father, do the housework, and be witty and entertaining to her friends. Then she'll let you do anything.

[DAFFY]

I have been a bit uneasy lately as everytime I have asked to go diving the wife has said as long as I keep safe and don't go drowning myself then ok makes you wonder whats going on when i am not there

Whats changed is that the children are older now so when i am away then the wife and daughter buy loads of wine and cr**py lovey dovey dvd's, the son locks himself away all day on the 'puter playing whatever shot 'em game he has purchased and they don't have me sitting there moaning, infact there is great disappointment when the W/E is over and I return home.

The wife has even been hinting that I ought to book a weeks diving in Malta next year as it's about time I visited the family there as none of my Aunties/Uncles are getting any younger. I suppose better go ahead and book the week, the things you do to please the wife

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by BJ

and be witty and entertaining

you don't speak from experience then?

[ShinyD]

I'd never try pulling any stunts...

1. I'm not clever enough to pull them off

2. I'm not brave enough to try

3. If I were stupid enough it's a guarantee my wife would be wearing a new necklace a few days later with two roundish shrivelled things firmly attached to it.

I know who wears the trousers in my house and it ain't me

[Prometheus]

I'm with Dave on this one, having been together for a long time my missus knows what I'm thinking before I've thought it.

[turbanator]

I don't need no stinking stunts


I get told when I'm going diving

[BJ]

Originally Posted by Scubee

you don't speak from experience then?

It's always dangerous to pick up on a few words out of context - unless you think you are one of her friends!

[keith_henson]

seen as the welsh are out of the rugby world cup, the missus is not best pleased at the moment and would gladly stuff my gonads up my arse at the first chance she gets

coming on to the diving side of things. I seen to recall a weeks trip, that I said i was working down in plymouth. This was the truth, as I was in plymouth, doing a marine ecology refresher with English Nature. What i didnt tell her was that the course was tuesday to thursday, and I "extended" the course from friday afternoon to sunday the coming week!

She found out 5 weeks later by browsing through YD and reading my posts!

Needless to say, im watched like a hawk when ever i touch a piece of diving kit

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by turbanator

I don't need no stinking stunts


I get told when I'm going diving

You pulled the best stunt of all this time three years ago, by swapping a non-diving partner for a diving one!

[Woz]

Me and Missus Woz negotiate Pink Passes and Blue Passes. I get to go diving, she gets to go skiing and horse riding.

However I do know one bloke who shouted "I'm just nipping down the shop, love" then pissed off to the Red Sea for a week.