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Old 30-04-08, 10:46 AM
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I'm not saying I'm fat but I laid on a dinner party from what I found in my rolls





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"... once we start delving around in there it's obvious it's just a really, really big squid ...
...to be honest, I think we'll probably just eat it. "

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I'm not saying I'm fat but when my boyfriend dumped me he promised to charter me soon
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"... once we start delving around in there it's obvious it's just a really, really big squid ...
...to be honest, I think we'll probably just eat it. "

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For it was keeping it in that was the death of me." - Tombstone wit
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...to be honest, I think we'll probably just eat it. "

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Loving it keep em coming guys and gals

I'm not fat but my job at the "past sell buy date" pie disposal centre keeps me busy.

I'm not fat, I used to be but then I put on some weight.

I'm so fat that on my last trip to the Red Sea I didn't book a seat on the plane I booked a row.

I'm not fat but last time I got out of Capernwray, the rescue rib radioed the coastguard and reported itself as grounded.
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I am not fat I am anorexic. Anorexicia is where you stand in front of a mirror and think 'god, I'm fat!'
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I'm not fat but when I cut myself I bled gravy
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I'm so fat my teeth have had liposuction

I'm not fat I'm fit, several times every day I give my chewing muscles a really good work out.

I'm not fat, I took a strategic decision to lower my centre of gravity in order to counteract my massive head.
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My doctor called up and said he wanted to see me.

"Oh! Whats wrong?" I asked.

"Nothing" he said "I just like looking at fat people"
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For blokes: I'm not fat - it's the weight of my willy pulling my chest down.
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I'm so fat that my stomach has set up its own gravitational forcefield.
Currently I have 14 donuts and 9 pork pies in geostationary orbit.
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