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Old 01-05-08, 12:26 AM
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I'm so fat when I'm on top he need SCUBA




and that costs extra
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"... once we start delving around in there it's obvious it's just a really, really big squid ...
...to be honest, I think we'll probably just eat it. "

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For it was keeping it in that was the death of me." - Tombstone wit
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I can't think of anything funny to write, so I thought I'd share this ....

I went out tonight and changed into my outfit when I got into the club - don't want to be walking the streets in that - I'd be arrested !

I put on the skirt-like item and it slipped right off my hips and fell on the floor

what could I do ?

couldn't wear my jeans .... not allowed to wear street clothes
so I tightened it with bull dog clips that I happened to have in my bag
now I have two patches of skin irritation where they were rubbing
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Old 04-05-08, 10:38 AM
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I can't think of anything funny to write, so I thought I'd share this ....

I went out tonight and changed into my outfit when I got into the club - don't want to be walking the streets in that - I'd be arrested !

I put on the skirt-like item and it slipped right off my hips and fell on the floor

what could I do ?

couldn't wear my jeans .... not allowed to wear street clothes
so I tightened it with bull dog clips that I happened to have in my bag
now I have two patches of skin irritation where they were rubbing
So, to summarise, "I'm so skinny it chafes"
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"... once we start delving around in there it's obvious it's just a really, really big squid ...
...to be honest, I think we'll probably just eat it. "

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For it was keeping it in that was the death of me." - Tombstone wit
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Old 04-05-08, 10:41 AM
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I tightened it with bull dog clips that I happened to have in my bag


I'm intrigued; Why did you have bull dog clips in your bag when you were heading to a club??
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Old 04-05-08, 10:53 AM
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I quite like the concept of a "skirt-like item"
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Old 04-05-08, 11:10 AM
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I quite like the concept of a "skirt-like item"
"You appear to have forgotten your skirt. Is skirt off sick? "
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"... once we start delving around in there it's obvious it's just a really, really big squid ...
...to be honest, I think we'll probably just eat it. "

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For it was keeping it in that was the death of me." - Tombstone wit
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Old 04-05-08, 11:28 AM
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Im not fat..fat was 3,000 pies, 20,000 chocs and 100 cans of red bull ago, I'm way passed fat
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Old 04-05-08, 11:42 AM
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I'm not fat but I found my ex in the folds of my stomach. I thought he'd left me
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...to be honest, I think we'll probably just eat it. "

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For it was keeping it in that was the death of me." - Tombstone wit
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I'm not fat, but my fat is.
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I'm not fat, but the last time i went bungee jumping the rope broke...


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