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Surface Interval: Discuss Captain Deco and the fantasmogorical porthole of immense brilliance in the General Diving Forums forums: Last time on the cuvier he brought up something much more valueable!!!! That's debatable....

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Old 02-05-08, 07:28 PM
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Last time on the cuvier he brought up something much more valueable!!!!
That's debatable.
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Captain Deco AKA Scubajay AKA Captain Spidgeless has found a porthole we'll never hear the end of it
Well he's allegedly found them before hasn't he?

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The Rescuer of Wankers? Does this exist i thaught it was a myth?

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Well he's allegedly found them before hasn't he?

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Sorry but yes I can confirm he found & successfully raised a rather nice intact porthole & it wasn't even one of the manky steel backed ones either & you are all correct we have heard nothing else all b***dy day but "porthole this" & "porthole that" !
Paul is certain that Jay's one is smaller than the one Paul got last time .

The porthole did have revenge though because Jay was that worried about one of us nicking it that he put it in his car inbetween dives & by the time we got back from the 2nd dive his car stank !
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Alas its all true Me and Madam Poisson de Chunder were bimbling along the wreck as she showed me how a cave diva lays line when we came across this spidgeing frenzy as Captain Deco helped by Dovershark bagged up said Porthole

It was smack bang in the centre of the wreck just behind the first class cabins, we must have swum over it dozens of time

We had a nice 5m of viz here and could see all the action as fishing net was ripped apart to get at it.

Deco was hell, as every couple of minuets Jay broke into a spidgers dance and kept pulling his reg out to give me a huge cheesey grin and explained to me again with lots of hand signals that he had bagged a Porthole up

On the boat was rather good as he got on there to find no spidge

He was being told it had surfaced then sunk again

After a search of the boat however he first found his lifting bag, then in the toilet the Porthole

There should be lots of pictures around soon
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I told him it was the sweet smell of success, but he didn't look that convinced. I am really sorry I forgot my camera cable as I have some superb photographs of the newly-promoted Captain Porthole or Captain Spidge. He was like a dog with two tails.........

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Dovershark had loads but i doubt he's finished all his chores yet
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Dovershark had loads but i doubt he's finished all his chores yet
The only chores i have today is,
1. aquire pint
2. lift right arm
3. consume beer untill i fall down

Off to the Army vs Navy rugby at Twikkers to meet up with my old Army buddies and mock the sissy Navy boys when they get beaten as always..

Adie

Oh and just to let you know, this time i didnt point out a porthole to Jay he found it himself and has bagged himself a good'un.

Well done Jay
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