george irvine

[scuba steve irl]

Originally Posted by MarkP

Sometimes - but then I have been subjected to project managers...

soon to be a retired project manager

[Ahmed Adly]

Originally Posted by wilbo

Ladies of the night and tobacco I think the thread was based around..

Back in 2004 we had a GUE IT seminar in my dive center. That rocked the house! I dare not mention the goings on..... unless I am asked REALLY nice like.
Now seeing that the "perpetrators" had no shame at the time.... I don't see why I would have a moral obligation to shutup about it Although I did because of my silly sense of right and wrong.

By the way, what is so bad about ladies of the night? Or tobacco for that matter

I mean just because GI3 wears faggy T-shirts dosn't mean we can't hang out with the ladies you know That would be pure DIR style discrimination.

[liamm]

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[Ahmed Adly]

Originally Posted by liamm

By faggy tshirts do you mean that they smelt of cigarette smoke???

Only a true wizard could spin one off that good.
Good show.... jolly good show (in a really posh accent)

[pieater]

I’ve been reviewing the collected works of GI3. The man’s a God. Here is a small selection of some of his finer work:

Cave diving instructors from California are like ice-diving instructors in Florida.

Bought a Poseidon? If you are stupid enough to use a piece of shit like this you should not be diving in the first place.

For cave, we know what we are doing. For wreck – who cares?

If you had another inch of pecker for every mile of line I have laid below 280 feet you would be making the kind of movies we like to watch, instead of the slobbering stupidity that only a paraplegic with no remote would get stuck watching.

I could use a few good sheep. Do they come with boots?

Call the wizard and order yourself a set.

Step up and pet the pony

Getting ready to set a new personal record for hysteria.

On slobknobs:
This is the "Slobwinder" so huge fat slobs can turn off their tanks. It is
also used by morons who insist on using the wrong drysuit, and effectively
making themselves into the equivalent of a huge fat slob. The also have
"Slobwings" to float slobs and tow them back to the dock with in case they fall overboard. This is a common problem in New England wreck diving. The Jersey "Slobreel" holds a fat slob to the wreck until a skycrane can be brought in to lift them back on board. These "divers" carry "Slobhammers" and tool boxes with them - not to get artifacts, to get down to the wreck . They then collect up bits of rust that look real good on "Slobmix" (air). They dive with "Slobbles" (double 121's) - a tank so huge that even a fat slob can get 15 minutes on the "Doria" with them.

Now, where can I get a “Team Doria” T shirt….

[Ahmed Adly]

Originally Posted by pieater

I’ve been reviewing the collected works of GI3. The man’s a God.….

George Irvine will get God status with me when Santa Clause sucks Easter Bunny's cock...

I am sorry, I could not control myself and when I came back to edit, I found I didn't have the streangth to do it!

I suppose he has done a few dives though

[wilbo]

Originally Posted by Ahmed Adly

George Irvine will get God status with me when Santa Clause sucks Easter Bunny's cock...

I am sorry, I could not control myself and when I came back to edit, I found I didn't have the streangth to do it!

I suppose he has done a few dives though

back in your box Ahmed..

you are just toooo funny.

[dublinbay]

Originally Posted by Ahmed Adly

George Irvine will get God status with me when Santa Clause sucks Easter Bunny's cock...

I am sorry, I could not control myself and when I came back to edit, I found I didn't have the streangth to do it!

I suppose he has done a few dives though

And to use a George classic: you can kiss his ass in Macy`s window when it happens