Sharing a room with a member of the opposite sex, platonically?

[purple vonny]

I just nipped down to the shops and when I came back this had deteriorated further than I ever thought possible.

Tsk Tsk.

Mrs Trellis from North Wales

[hogen-deifar]

Originally Posted by SilvaFish

Think 'payee' and 'payer', back in the good ole green and black days.

So, that makes 'bonee' the recipient (think 'bonnie' lass!)
and 'boner' the, ahem, donor (think 'donor'!!!)

Boned is the past tense, so not really relevant outside of page 1 of this thread, and 'Bonus', is, well...... seeing seals.

Yeah, but then there's the one that breaks all the rules. The Mortgagee is the Mortgage company, but by your ruling should be the borrower. The Mortgagor is the person borrowing the money. So that one is the wrong way round!

(yep, I used to do mortgage repossessions for a living! Sad, eh?!?!)

[Steve Summers]

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

i think we need to take a moment to work on definitions...

bonee - one who gives the bone.
boned - one who takes the bone.
boner - the bone.

is that the right way round?

Who cares, they're all screwed

Safe diving,
Steve

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

i think we need to take a moment to work on definitions...

bonee - one who gives the bone.
boned - one who takes the bone.
boner - the bone.

is that the right way round?

Originally Posted by Sixsquid

If Boner is the noun and the verb then surely the 'donator' is a boneror and the recipient is a boneree

Boneree, boneraah, bonereee, boner ah ha ha ha ha ha bonereeee

I thought Boner was a noun. (he has a boner)
To Bone would be the verb.

Like To lease is a verb.
The person who had the boner would be a bonor (leasor), and gave it to the reciever of the boner, the bonee (lessee).

Maybe?



Jeezz... no leccy all morning, shedloads of work to do, and this is the best i can come up with???

[Letz]

Originally Posted by hogen-deifar

Yeah, but then there's the one that breaks all the rules. The Mortgagee is the Mortgage company, but by your ruling should be the borrower. The Mortgagor is the person borrowing the money. So that one is the wrong way round!

(yep, I used to do mortgage repossessions for a living! Sad, eh?!?!)

No, the rule is sound. The mortgagor is the one offering the mortgage, the security commonly in the form of their property. The lender of the finance, monies, is the mortgagee accepting the security against the loan.

Yes, I was an accountant in a previous life, qualified and everything

[SilvaFish]

Originally Posted by hogen-deifar

Yeah, but then there's the one that breaks all the rules. The Mortgagee is the Mortgage company, but by your ruling should be the borrower. The Mortgagor is the person borrowing the money. So that one is the wrong way round!

(yep, I used to do mortgage repossessions for a living! Sad, eh?!?!)

Ah, but the Mortgagor still has to pay the Mortgagee? For god knows how many years?

So that makes us both correct.

[SoggyFox]

bonor - giver of the holy bone
bonee - receiver of the holy bone

ok i'm squared away with the giving of the holy bone.

i still think due to sheer weight of evidence compiled via the internet that HD and Will were Bonor and Bonee, though i'm not able at this time to say which was which.

[Prometheus]

I agree with Mrs Trellis , this thread has degenerated to gutter level, talking about mortgages , disgusting.Please desist now.
Capt. Meatwhacker ret.

[Letz]

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

bonor - giver of the holy bone
bonee - receiver of the holy bone

ok i'm squared away with the giving of the holy bone.

i still think due to sheer weight of evidence compiled via the internet that HD and Will were Bonor and Bonee, though i'm not able at this time to say which was which.

Ahhh, but from what Percy Payne says and by the rues of Clinton there may have been no sex, just bonor and swallowee

[frosty the snowman]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

I just nipped down to the shops and when I came back this had deteriorated further than I ever thought possible.

Tsk Tsk.

Mrs Trellis from North Wales

Originally Posted by Prometheus

I agree with Mrs Trellis , this thread has degenerated to gutter level, talking about mortgages , disgusting.Please desist now.
Capt. Meatwhacker ret.

Like the fragrant Mrs Trellis and the esteemed captain Meatwhacker, I too am disgusted at the tone of this thread. It is entirely indicative of the moral laxity which is endemic within modern society that matters of such base depravity are now deemed suitable for open discussion.

It may be an old fashioned view but I for one would not dream of allowing such matters as fornication, self polution, and homosexual pervertion to be mentioned under my roof let alone, spit roasting, ATM, snowballing, bullfrogging, tea bagging, tromboning, HMFing, indoor skiing, DVDA, hot Karl, brown wings or the wallnut manoeuvre.

In disgust,

Dr F.T. Whitearse

Devon centre for fallen women and scandinavian art film distributors.