Stroke Experience Day 2

[Letz]

Originally Posted by Steve S

FWIW John I like you as well....................and if you could arrange for me to test the latest diabetic wetsuit in some far flung tropical island I'd call you Papa

and he can call you ................. "Nicole"

[Lou]

Originally Posted by BJ

Shakepseare did not have a monopoly of such ideas either and if I may paraphrase George Irvine, "Keep Off The Pies!"

Ha ha ha ha

Aye, well, your mum smells of wee and yer dad's a wino!


















If you are going to resort to that level of linguistic fencing, I may as well join you! It would somehow seem unfair otherwise...

[ardhill]

Garf

If I was in the area, I am sure I could help you learn some more strokiness:

Inverted twinset
Neo drysuit
Harness with clips
Battery pack attached to the side of my twinset
Left and right stages
Nice big SS Ratchet reel

Originally Posted by londonsean69

PS, put the cigarette out before putting your reg in

Sean, you missed a point there... Remember to fill your wing with exhaled smoke air first, so you can have a drag from your wing later on in the dive.

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by Lou

If you are going to resort to that level of linguistic fencing, I may as well join you! It would somehow seem unfair otherwise...

You could engage him in a battle of wits, but it would appear he is unarmed

[Arfie]

Originally Posted by ardhill

Garf

If I was in the area, I am sure I could help you learn some more strokiness:

Inverted twinset
Neo drysuit
Harness with clips
Battery pack attached to the side of my twinset
Left and right stages
Nice big SS Ratchet reel

Don't forget the essential stroking skill, forget your fancy back finning, you need to master the chinook turn

Arfie

[Air Guzzler]

Come on guy's give Garf a break it must be hard for the guy who in his own mind is so perfect its got to be really hard lowering hsi standards and becoming a stroke instrcutor., let alone having to now train them......

[londonsean69]

Originally Posted by ardhill

Sean, you missed a point there... Remember to fill your wing with exhaled smoke air first, so you can have a drag from your wing later on in the dive.

He could always bring the ultimate stroke tool - the buddyf***er desperation (optional shovel included) and fill the whole unit with Smoke - Wonder what the effects of crack would be at 30m??

[Scubee]

I may have a customer for you, Garf

Having spent the week diving with him in Scapa, I have taught him many things, and he is quite willing to help you learn the art of strokiness. I even taught him how to abandon a buddy

He could either use his Meg, or go back to his twinset.

[milldog]

Originally Posted by Howard Payne

Clearly you've met the female members of YD. We don't worry about you John - clearly you're going to be around for some time yet. In fact come the nuclear holocaust - the only survivors will be cockroaches and you, sitting at ground zero, filing your expenses claim to Diver and ligging your next holiday somewhere warm in the nuclear winter

I don't know why BJ but i have this vision of you like the guy from the carry on doctor films Heeeelllllllooooo in the smokers jacket posting whilst the girl guide has the dogs released on her for knocking at your door

keep the posting up it's a small infill for when Howard's away diving

Graham

[warmwaterdiver]

sorry Garf I think I'd damage you for life