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| Surface Interval: Discuss has everyone had a good weekend? in the General Diving Forums forums: Pretty sure that meant something completely different when I was 17 - can't be certain it so long ago. It ... |
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,,,does indeed mean drunk and seems to be pretty different to,,, Urban Dictionary: skull fuck ![]()
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| I believe that you two may be referring to the "Full Metal Jacket" drill instructor rant version, Mine is from the feeling you get after a visit from the Big Brown Bear* and how your head feels after that * Big Brown Bear, Normally s**ts in your mouth, p***es in your eyes, beats you around the head a few times with it's paws, so therefore leaves your Skull well and truly f****d. Also he has been know to then go through your pockets and nick all your money you had last night. ![]()
__________________ Dave Diving is very much like making love to a beautiful woman,first you do some checks of the site for favorable conditions,then you go down for as long as you can,and if part of your buddy brief you maybe able touch the bottom,then you start to make your way to the end you come up breathless smiling and your cylinders empty. |
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| Pole dancing injuries are nothing to be ashamed of. We'd much rather treat something like that than than some spotty ned who crashed his stolen car into a wall. That's not half as funny. A while back we had to treat a gentleman who had his willy trapped in a cast iron radiator. Now there's an injury to tell your granchildren about.
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I ate 16 pots of yoghurt last night. How do you feel? Mullered. Sorry,
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| well nat i ended up in A and E myself saturday. i had to finish my shift then drive myself there. i dropped a beam on my foot. i havnt broke it but it is very badly briused
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| yep it did but it wont do much good they wouldnt let me go to hospital till i had finished work or i would be classed as off sick even though it happeded at work. this was 9am, i didnt finish till4 pm i also got told if i can not fit my shoes on put flipflops on and go on telephones if you are not in by 11am when i start i will come and get you my answer was a polite f$Łk off ![]()
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