Rats

[milldog]

Well i get back home yesterday and i am greeted by my little boy JACK!! well know to people on this board for the following

1. sticking jelly baby's in the back up reg so i can't use it when needed
2. kicking over twin 15's and buggering the manifolds
3. using the hammer to test my mask

so anyway jack turns around and says i have a new shooter ????? mmmm don't know what you mean but I'll go along with it, whats a shooter jack?? It shoots these (in hand one marble) ?? still don't know but getting worried OK jack show daddy what it is, off in to garage (this is bad) jack trots and there are my twin 300 bar cylinders filled (was Filled) with 15/65 to 350 bar he places marble in the manifold and hits the valve out shoots marble and hits garage door, as i look at the door there are allot of marbles there shit!!! i get the gauge and test the pressure 30 Bar {wipes tear from eyes} so there it is £130 quid of gas gone, I hope they don't find the body

I didn't post yesterday to busy crying like a little baby

Graham

[Kirstie]

Try locking the garage door.

Or locking Jack in a small cupboard somewhere.

[Paul Bailey]

Originally Posted by milldog

Well i get back home yesterday and i am greeted by my little boy JACK!! well know to people on this board for the following

1. sticking jelly baby's in the back up reg so i can't use it when needed
2. kicking over twin 15's and buggering the manifolds
3. using the hammer to test my mask

so anyway jack turns around and says i have a new shooter ????? mmmm don't know what you mean but I'll go along with it, whats a shooter jack?? It shoots these (in hand one marble) ?? still don't know but getting worried OK jack show daddy what it is, off in to garage (this is bad) jack trots and there are my twin 300 bar cylinders filled (was Filled) with 15/65 to 350 bar he places marble in the manifold and hits the valve out shoots marble and hits garage door, as i look at the door there are allot of marbles there shit!!! i get the gauge and test the pressure 30 Bar {wipes tear from eyes} so there it is £130 quid of gas gone, I hope they don't find the body

I didn't post yesterday to busy crying like a little baby

Graham

Gutted for you Graham but that is p1ss funny.
Smart boy you have there.
Cheers
Paul

[milldog]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

locking Jack in a small cupboard somewhere.

Isnt there a law against that???

G

[SilvaFish]

<snigger>

Jack now knows how to get Daddy's attention. Undivided.

Lock the garage.

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by milldog

Isnt there a law against that???

G

Yeah, but I know a few good barristers

[CMOT]

Cable ties are cheap and very usefull ideal for keeping little hands occupied !
My 6 year old nephew likes to feed things ,DVD ,CD player and anything else he can cram a cake or donut into ,DVD players don't like Jam much !

[Naomi S]

That's really funny - sorry i dont expect you are laughing but that's a smart lad you have there.

[dublinbay]

Originally Posted by milldog

Isnt there a law against that???

G

Yes, but not if no one knows . Adopt the WC Fields persona On second thoughts, us Jacks stick together !!! Well done young `un

[MixedUp]

Really funny Graham, my heart bleeds for you

But look on the bright side he probably had at least an hours fun with 320 bar of gas. You would only have wasted it in about 20 minutes.

Steve