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  1. 24-07-08 11:53 AM #1
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    Rats

    Well i get back home yesterday and i am greeted by my little boy JACK!! well know to people on this board for the following

    1. sticking jelly baby's in the back up reg so i can't use it when needed
    2. kicking over twin 15's and buggering the manifolds
    3. using the hammer to test my mask

    so anyway jack turns around and says i have a new shooter ????? mmmm don't know what you mean but I'll go along with it, whats a shooter jack?? It shoots these (in hand one marble) ?? still don't know but getting worried OK jack show daddy what it is, off in to garage (this is bad) jack trots and there are my twin 300 bar cylinders filled (was Filled) with 15/65 to 350 bar he places marble in the manifold and hits the valve out shoots marble and hits garage door, as i look at the door there are allot of marbles there shit!!! i get the gauge and test the pressure 30 Bar {wipes tear from eyes} so there it is £130 quid of gas gone, I hope they don't find the body

    I didn't post yesterday to busy crying like a little baby

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  2. 24-07-08 11:54 AM #2
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    Try locking the garage door.

    Or locking Jack in a small cupboard somewhere.
    If you have to think about it for more than thirty seconds, you probably shouldn't get in.
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  3. 24-07-08 11:56 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by milldog View Post
    Well i get back home yesterday and i am greeted by my little boy JACK!! well know to people on this board for the following

    1. sticking jelly baby's in the back up reg so i can't use it when needed
    2. kicking over twin 15's and buggering the manifolds
    3. using the hammer to test my mask

    so anyway jack turns around and says i have a new shooter ????? mmmm don't know what you mean but I'll go along with it, whats a shooter jack?? It shoots these (in hand one marble) ?? still don't know but getting worried OK jack show daddy what it is, off in to garage (this is bad) jack trots and there are my twin 300 bar cylinders filled (was Filled) with 15/65 to 350 bar he places marble in the manifold and hits the valve out shoots marble and hits garage door, as i look at the door there are allot of marbles there shit!!! i get the gauge and test the pressure 30 Bar {wipes tear from eyes} so there it is £130 quid of gas gone, I hope they don't find the body

    I didn't post yesterday to busy crying like a little baby

    Graham
    Gutted for you Graham but that is p1ss funny.
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  4. 24-07-08 11:57 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirstie View Post
    locking Jack in a small cupboard somewhere.
    Isnt there a law against that???

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  5. 24-07-08 11:58 AM #5
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    Jack now knows how to get Daddy's attention. Undivided.

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    Quote Originally Posted by milldog View Post
    Isnt there a law against that???

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    Yeah, but I know a few good barristers
    If you have to think about it for more than thirty seconds, you probably shouldn't get in.
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  7. 24-07-08 11:59 AM #7
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    Cable ties are cheap and very usefull ideal for keeping little hands occupied !
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    That's really funny - sorry i dont expect you are laughing but that's a smart lad you have there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by milldog View Post
    Isnt there a law against that???

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    Yes, but not if no one knows . Adopt the WC Fields persona On second thoughts, us Jacks stick together !!! Well done young `un
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    Really funny Graham, my heart bleeds for you

    But look on the bright side he probably had at least an hours fun with 320 bar of gas. You would only have wasted it in about 20 minutes.

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