so its friday, and i just got dumped by text message. Bugger!
but my rum and coke has got more rum than coke in, and the pub is calling! and im 18 in two more sleeps!!!!!!!!!!!!
so its friday, and i just got dumped by text message. Bugger!
but my rum and coke has got more rum than coke in, and the pub is calling! and im 18 in two more sleeps!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last edited by Scu-bamboo; 28-11-08 at 06:42 PM.
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So you re drinking illegally?
Righto ,offto phone the Rozzers![]()
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oh bless you, well he is c0ck then anyway for doing it by text, better off without him i reckon!
he text me on my driving lesson, so me and my instructor came up with a plan......
i was supposed to be going to his tonight, but he text me basicaly saying don't bother, so i txt back, 'sorry, deleated that last txt b4 i could read it, im just on the bus to yours, see you in 5 mins, LOVE YOU!!!! XXX'
haha he is exspecting me knocking on his door any min now .....![]()
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What you need now is no strings sex to get over him what time shall i pop roundNot promising i'm any good but i'll enjoy myself
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Did his text say "Welcome to dumpsville, population you." Because if it did then it seems that in the future I am destined to discover a means to travel through time...
In all seriousness, that is a coward's way out, even for a 17 year old.
I'd send a text to the "wrong" person which just says "XXX just dumped me, looks like the coast is clear for us, I was getting tired of his whining and crap performance in bed..." and accidentally send it to the wrong person
Digs.
If you are feeling brave why not write a letter from a ficticious clinic asking him to have tests as 'a partner whose name we can not disclose) has VD - find some specific horrible infectious disease.
Leave it a few weeks to make it more realistic![]()
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