TWINSET Course

[Rocky631689]

I'd be pretty happy with that!

[wilbo]

Originally Posted by stevechesh

noooo, keep it going. It only needs 980 more views to hit 10,000!

Originally Posted by Rocky631689

I'd be pretty happy with that!

I think your course was shit.

(there you go - that should get a few more.. )

thanks for the PM.

[Garf]

Originally Posted by wilbo

I think your course was shit.

(there you go - that should get a few more.. )

thanks for the PM.

frankly, after the amount of time you've had out of the water, I think rather than criticising the course you should attend it!

[Rocky631689]

Originally Posted by Garf

frankly, after the amount of time you've had out of the water, I think rather than criticising the course you should attend it!

sounds like he needs a scuba review! I'll do it for £99 (my favourite price at the moment!) and throw in a mock twinset scoobie doobie at the same time (not actually taught by me but using my, oh well you know!).....but you must own your own snorkel!

[Rocky631689]

Originally Posted by wilbo

I think your course was shit.

(there you go - that should get a few more.. )

thanks for the PM.

PAY ME £99 and you can use it to wipe your face.......sorry, meant ass! hehehehehe

[Garf]

Originally Posted by Rocky631689

sounds like he needs a scuba review! I'll do it for £99 (my favourite price at the moment!) and throw in a mock twinset scoobie doobie at the same time (not actually taught by me but using my, oh well you know!).....but you must own your own snorkel!

nah, we have a PADI instructor in the team. And I'd pay good money to see Howard doing a scuba review for Wilbo

[wilbo]

Originally Posted by Garf

nah, we have a PADI instructor in the team. And I'd pay good money to see Howard doing a scuba review for Wilbo

only when he shows me his hairless obllocks carefully plucked by a set of wooden salad tongs.

even then I don't think I could. No reflection on the agency. More the chimp.

[Mal Bridgeman]

4,

Not sure how long you have been out of the water but if you are not up to a full Scuba Skills Update from SSI, for example, I could arrange to do the full Open Water course with you again.

Same offer goes to the rest of the Chimps and remember, SSI does promote donation from the mouth, so you'll feel right at home

5

[wilbo]

Originally Posted by Mal Bridgeman

4,

Not sure how long you have been out of the water but if you are not up to a full Scuba Skills Update from SSI, for example, I could arrange to do the full Open Water course with you again.

Same offer goes to the rest of the Chimps and remember, SSI does promote donation from the mouth, so you'll feel right at home

5

too long. well a few weeks.

and that's enough of that french kissing talk 5.

[Rocky631689]

Originally Posted by Rocky631689

So effectively what you are saying then is Billy Onemate (the one mate who actively promotes the buddy system that everyone learns about during their initial training & doesn't go off in wrecks leaving poor old Billy on his own....then making him Billy Nomate!) shouldn't have a twinset to do 2x 18m dives (1 dive at 30mins, 1hr 45 SI, 2nd dive at 25 mins....a green goes to the first person to post the ending PG!) because they are not the tools of a recreational diver, so he must take 2 tanks (which he probably wouldn't own so would have to hire at least 1) and faff about on a rocking boat trying to swap cylinders during a surface interval? Isn't that discriminating?

still looking for the instruction manual for the RDP eH?

if you need help, have a look at: Untitled Document