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| Tek-Talk: Discuss Trim trim trim trim trim trim trim trim trim it's not all bollox in the Technical and Specialist Diving Forums forums: Didn't the Egyptian food fuel your natural propulsion system?? A small hole cut in the derriere of your wetsuit ... |
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| Didn't the Egyptian food fuel your natural propulsion system?? A small hole cut in the derriere of your wetsuit would have reduced the need to kick at all.
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Luckily Lord Squirty Arse of Bummington didn't visit until after I got back home. He's only just left after a few days of rushing to the bog. At one point I was in some overalls measuring up some equipment at the Sheffield waste to energy incinerator and I thought I had slurried my undercarriage. Luckily my trim clenching excercises did me proud and I managed to scrabble out of the overalls and blanket bomb the toilet with my B52 napalm turd explosion from 35000 feet.
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Di Doh, I was too slow.....
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| And you might have got "brownie" points instead of getting booked.
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__________________ DUE Member and GUSAC Founder Member Putting the div in diving....... |
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| I love the smell of Woz in the morning...
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