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Tek-Talk: Discuss Trim trim trim trim trim trim trim trim trim it's not all bollox in the Technical and Specialist Diving Forums forums: Didn't the Egyptian food fuel your natural propulsion system?? A small hole cut in the derriere of your wetsuit ...

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Old 17-09-07, 05:12 PM
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Didn't the Egyptian food fuel your natural propulsion system?? A small hole cut in the derriere of your wetsuit would have reduced the need to kick at all.
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Didn't the Egyptian food fuel your natural propulsion system?? A small hole cut in the derriere of your wetsuit would have reduced the need to kick at all.
And it would have fed the fish, too.

Luckily Lord Squirty Arse of Bummington didn't visit until after I got back home. He's only just left after a few days of rushing to the bog. At one point I was in some overalls measuring up some equipment at the Sheffield waste to energy incinerator and I thought I had slurried my undercarriage. Luckily my trim clenching excercises did me proud and I managed to scrabble out of the overalls and blanket bomb the toilet with my B52 napalm turd explosion from 35000 feet.
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I'm not sure which image is worse.

Following Woz after he cut the hole in his wet suit and looking right up his ...

Or following Woz after he .. er... propelled himself
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Didn't the Egyptian food fuel your natural propulsion system?? A small hole cut in the derriere of your wetsuit would have reduced the need to kick at all.
And just think of all the hungry little fish chasing along behind him. A photographer's dream that!

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And just think of all the hungry little fish chasing along behind him. A photographer's dream that!

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Exactly! Pretty fish and a starfish in every shot.
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Exactly! Pretty fish and a starfish in every shot.
.....and look mummy, brown snow......

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Forget what I said earlier.

THAT is wrong and disturbing
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