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  1. 19-06-09 02:08 PM #1
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    i have finally succumbed.....

    I have been shopping. I expect this will lead to all sorts of jokes, japes and vulgarities, but today, I have made two purchases. If all goes according to plan, they will turn up on Monday.

    This is the first......



    This is the second.





    So - anyone want to volunteer to put (another) hole in my DUI?



    Seriously, if there are girls out there using this, hints, tips and advice gratefully recieved.

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    Sorry Scubee but as I'm a bloke I can't offer any advice accept was it wise of you to post this on a FRIDAY?

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    I can't be responsible for putting a hole in your suit but will gladly lend you a hole punch so you can do it yourself neatly.

    Good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Summers View Post
    I can't be responsible for putting a hole in your suit but will gladly lend you a hole punch so you can do it yourself neatly.
    Thank you


    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Summers View Post
    P.S. remember 'hollywood' is best to prevent those 'how the fcuk do I get this b'stard thing off me' moments?
    I have no idea what you are on about

    (no, on reflection, perhaps I should have waited until Monday
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Summers View Post
    P.S. remember 'hollywood' is best to prevent those 'how the fcuk do I get this b'stard thing off me' moments?
    PMSL!!!

    Reminded me of the conversation in the car on the way to SE Drinky Poos Part Deux!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hogen-deifar View Post
    PMSL!!!

    Reminded me of the conversation in the car on the way to SE Drinky Poos Part Deux!!!!!!
    could you explain please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scubee View Post
    could you explain please?
    Talking about the glue and then the story the the Duchess of Norfolk and Steve at Stoney. And about the pain and agony that followed! However, for me, I hurt with laughter reading the stories!!!!

    I'm looking forward to your "first" story!!!! For your sake, I pray you don't have a funny for us, painful for you story to tell!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Summers View Post
    P.S. remember 'hollywood' is best to prevent those 'how the fcuk do I get this b'stard thing off me' moments?
    Scubee needs someone to demonstrate...?



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    The glue is made by Hollister and is called "Medical Adhesive", the stock number is 7730 and I paid £30 for a 90g spray bottle. Use two coats on the she-p and wait until the first one is tacky before you spray the second one on top.

    Oh and a full wax/shave is not required, only a tidy up with a bikini buzzer

    Attempt a "damp run" (cause it can't be a dry run tbh) in the shower first to make sure you have the glueing right.

    Baby oil will get it off you, nail varnish remover will get it off your she-p.

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