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02-01-04, 11:14 AM
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| Imported post <font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire without smoke Jelly wipe clean soft furnishings Tinkerbell Digs, don't lick pillar valves Union Jack pants. Airbeds Auld lang syne with half the words missing Caramel creams in the mouth. Shaving a cat because it's worth more. Gin? Student House II. I think I've said it all. And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts. Snow. Pipes and whiskey Black pubic wigs Sneezing under the table Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!) Hickies from foot pumps Sleeping under tables Chocolate cake Snow willies Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled That goddam buzzing noise. - did we ever discover the source of the buzzing noise? The cheeky girls are really men. The finer techniques of seal shagging. Skin tight neoprene. Auntie Elizabeth Labradoodles Poodors. Rain to sleet to slush to snow. Disappearing snow willies. Making dead people smile because it's Christmas.  Looking peaceful.      |
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02-01-04, 05:54 PM
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| Imported post <font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire without smoke Jelly wipe clean soft furnishings Tinkerbell Digs, don't lick pillar valves Union Jack pants. Airbeds Auld lang syne with half the words missing Caramel creams in the mouth. Shaving a cat because it's worth more. Gin? Student House II. I think I've said it all. And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts. Snow. Pipes and whiskey Black pubic wigs Sneezing under the table Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!) Hickies from foot pumps Sleeping under tables Chocolate cake Snow willies Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled That goddam buzzing noise. - did we ever discover the source of the buzzing noise? The cheeky girls are really men. The finer techniques of seal shagging. Skin tight neoprene. Auntie Elizabeth Labradoodles Poodors. Rain to sleet to slush to snow. Disappearing snow willies. Making dead people smile because it's Christmas. Looking peaceful. How to shred a cow Lessons in how to burn things How not to smoke a pipe Don't polar bears have very black noses Hula lessons
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02-01-04, 06:26 PM
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02-01-04, 06:31 PM
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| Imported post <font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire without smoke Jelly wipe clean soft furnishings Tinkerbell Digs, don't lick pillar valves Union Jack pants. Airbeds Auld lang syne with half the words missing Caramel creams in the mouth. Shaving a cat because it's worth more. Gin? Student House II. I think I've said it all. And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts. Snow. Pipes and whiskey Black pubic wigs Sneezing under the table Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!) Hickies from foot pumps Sleeping under tables Chocolate cake Snow willies Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled That goddam buzzing noise. - did we ever discover the source of the buzzing noise? The cheeky girls are really men. The finer techniques of seal shagging. Skin tight neoprene. Auntie Elizabeth Labradoodles Poodors. Rain to sleet to slush to snow. Disappearing snow willies. Making dead people smile because it's Christmas. Looking peaceful. How to shred a cow Lessons in how to burn things How not to smoke a pipe Don't polar bears have very black noses Hula lessons How many pints of jelly? Digger breathing on the cat Where the hell is the kitchen roll? How long to park one car and drive back with the other??
__________________ MV Valkyrie - Scapa Flow Diving Diver lift, separate saloon/galley, good food, big bunks, below deck shower, huge TV and DVD, nitrox/trimix, x-scooters. Orkney/Shetland 2008/2009/2010 Faeroes 2009 Photos Pink Coffin Marmite - You spend your time avoiding yeast infections and then you go and eat one.... |
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02-01-04, 07:57 PM
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| Imported post <font color='#000080'>Is this a typical example of 'surface narcosis' ? 
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02-01-04, 08:08 PM
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Baby Polar Bear: Mummy, is dad my real father. Mummy Polar Bear: Yes, of course he is. BPB: Are you sure, I mean, you didn't have an affair with a Grizzly Bear. MPB: Don't be silly. BPB: Or maybe a Panda? MPB: Look, your father is your real father. BPB: Maybe you had a fling with a koala bear? MPB: Don't be stupid. A koala isn't even a bear. Why do you keep asking these questions? BPB: It's just that I'm really, really cold. Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience... |
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02-01-04, 08:12 PM
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| Imported post <font color='#000080'>We watched some dodgy programme about a guy looking for polar bears on New Years day while metabolising the last of the beer from the night before. They did something green to the poor things mouth! (we didnt have the sound up so i have no idea what it was). which reminds me: No smoke without fire but fire without smoke Jelly wipe clean soft furnishings Tinkerbell Digs, don't lick pillar valves Union Jack pants. Airbeds Auld lang syne with half the words missing Caramel creams in the mouth. Shaving a cat because it's worth more. Gin? Student House II. I think I've said it all. And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts. Snow. Pipes and whiskey Black pubic wigs Sneezing under the table Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!) Hickies from foot pumps Sleeping under tables Chocolate cake Snow willies Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled That goddam buzzing noise. - did we ever discover the source of the buzzing noise? The cheeky girls are really men. The finer techniques of seal shagging. Skin tight neoprene. Auntie Elizabeth Labradoodles Poodors. Rain to sleet to slush to snow. Disappearing snow willies. Making dead people smile because it's Christmas. Looking peaceful. How to shred a cow Lessons in how to burn things How not to smoke a pipe Don't polar bears have very black noses Hula lessons How many pints of jelly? Digger breathing on the cat Where the hell is the kitchen roll? How long to park one car and drive back with the other?? Those bloody great Tundra Buggies! No officer, it isnt a bottle of Gin and Tonic in my hand, and digger is wearing a seatbelt. Honest.
__________________ MV Valkyrie - Scapa Flow Diving Diver lift, separate saloon/galley, good food, big bunks, below deck shower, huge TV and DVD, nitrox/trimix, x-scooters. Orkney/Shetland 2008/2009/2010 Faeroes 2009 Photos Pink Coffin Marmite - You spend your time avoiding yeast infections and then you go and eat one.... |
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02-01-04, 10:28 PM
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| Imported post <font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire without smoke Jelly wipe clean soft furnishings Tinkerbell Digs, don't lick pillar valves Union Jack pants. Airbeds Auld lang syne with half the words missing Caramel creams in the mouth. Shaving a cat because it's worth more. Gin? Student House II. I think I've said it all. And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts. Snow. Pipes and whiskey Black pubic wigs Sneezing under the table Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!) Hickies from foot pumps Sleeping under tables Chocolate cake Snow willies Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled That goddam buzzing noise. - did we ever discover the source of the buzzing noise? The cheeky girls are really men. The finer techniques of seal shagging. Skin tight neoprene. Auntie Elizabeth Labradoodles Poodors. Rain to sleet to slush to snow. Disappearing snow willies. Making dead people smile because it's Christmas. Looking peaceful. How to shred a cow Lessons in how to burn things How not to smoke a pipe Don't polar bears have very black noses Hula lessons How many pints of jelly? Digger breathing on the cat (and Jon) Where the hell is the kitchen roll? How long to park one car and drive back with the other?? Those bloody great Tundra Buggies! No officer, it isnt a bottle of Gin and Tonic in my hand, and digger is wearing a seatbelt. Honest. Pipes and whisky. Commandant Al forcing me to smoke for much longer than I was comfortable with. From a pipe. The grand smoke-off. Sleeping in the kitchen. Someone mentioned DVDA, too. |
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03-01-04, 07:47 AM
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| Imported post <font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire without smoke Jelly wipe clean soft furnishings Tinkerbell Digs, don't lick pillar valves Union Jack pants. Airbeds Auld lang syne with half the words missing Caramel creams in the mouth. Shaving a cat because it's worth more. Gin? Student House II. I think I've said it all. And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts. Snow. Pipes and whiskey Black pubic wigs Sneezing under the table Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!) Hickies from foot pumps Sleeping under tables Chocolate cake Snow willies Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled That goddam buzzing noise. - did we ever discover the source of the buzzing noise? The cheeky girls are really men. The finer techniques of seal shagging. Skin tight neoprene. Auntie Elizabeth Labradoodles Poodors. Rain to sleet to slush to snow. Disappearing snow willies. Making dead people smile because it's Christmas. Looking peaceful. How to shred a cow Lessons in how to burn things How not to smoke a pipe Don't polar bears have very black noses Hula lessons How many pints of jelly? Digger breathing on the cat (and Jon) Where the hell is the kitchen roll? How long to park one car and drive back with the other?? Those bloody great Tundra Buggies! No officer, it isnt a bottle of Gin and Tonic in my hand, and digger is wearing a seatbelt. Honest. Pipes and whisky. Commandant Al forcing me to smoke for much longer than I was comfortable with. From a pipe. The grand smoke-off. Sleeping in the kitchen. Someone mentioned DVDA, too. Sandra Dee
__________________ MV Valkyrie - Scapa Flow Diving Diver lift, separate saloon/galley, good food, big bunks, below deck shower, huge TV and DVD, nitrox/trimix, x-scooters. Orkney/Shetland 2008/2009/2010 Faeroes 2009 Photos Pink Coffin Marmite - You spend your time avoiding yeast infections and then you go and eat one.... |
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03-01-04, 03:47 PM
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| Imported post <font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire without smoke Jelly wipe clean soft furnishings Tinkerbell Digs, don't lick pillar valves Union Jack pants. Airbeds Auld lang syne with half the words missing Caramel creams in the mouth. Shaving a cat because it's worth more. Gin? Student House II. I think I've said it all. And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts. Snow. Pipes and whiskey Black pubic wigs Sneezing under the table Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!) Hickies from foot pumps Sleeping under tables Chocolate cake Snow willies Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled That goddam buzzing noise. - did we ever discover the source of the buzzing noise? The cheeky girls are really men. The finer techniques of seal shagging. Skin tight neoprene. Auntie Elizabeth Labradoodles Poodors. Rain to sleet to slush to snow. Disappearing snow willies. Making dead people smile because it's Christmas. Looking peaceful. How to shred a cow Lessons in how to burn things How not to smoke a pipe Don't polar bears have very black noses Hula lessons How many pints of jelly? Digger breathing on the cat (and Jon) Where the hell is the kitchen roll? How long to park one car and drive back with the other?? Those bloody great Tundra Buggies! No officer, it isnt a bottle of Gin and Tonic in my hand, and digger is wearing a seatbelt. Honest. Pipes and whisky. Commandant Al forcing me to smoke for much longer than I was comfortable with. From a pipe. The grand smoke-off. Sleeping in the kitchen. Someone mentioned DVDA, too. Sandra Dee The fat one out of Westlife Burning horse poo Seal clubbing Flowery wallpaper Satay, peanut or stick?
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