New Year's Eve

[Digger]

<font color='#000080'>Not forgetting spotty arses!

[Mary]

<font color='#000080'>or the engineer's song

[Adrian Kelland]

Altogether now;

An engineer told me before he died...

[Mary]

<font color='#000080'>Would you also like to join in with

Alice the Camel

and Ernie, he drove the fastest milk cart in the west

Oh yes this was a classy evening

[Kate R]

<font color='#000080'>shame i can only remember about half of it! &nbsp;

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>You mean you dont remember dancing naked in the street?

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>Oh yeah, the welly song! &nbsp;(think Billy Connoly singing it)

If ye didnae have yer wellies, where would ye be
youd be in the hospital or infirmareeeeeeee
you could have a dose o the flu, or even pleurisyyyeee
if ye didnae have yer feet in yer wellies!

Oh wellies they are wonderful
oh wellies they are swell
cos they keep out the water
but they keep in the smell

(and thats all i know)

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>I found it! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
If you didn't have your feet in your wellies

Oh wellies they are wonderful, oh wellies they are swell
'Cause they keep out the water and they keep in the smell
And when you're sitting in a room you can always tell
When some bugger takes off his wellies

If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
If you didn't have your feet in your wellies

Oh and when you're out walking in the country with a bird
And you're strolling over fields just like a farmer's herd
And somebody shouts, &quot;Keep off the grass&quot; and you think how absurd
and SQUELCH you find why farmers all wear wellies

If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
If you didn't have your feet in your wellies

There's fishermen and firemen, there's farmers and all
Men out digging ditches and working in the snow
This country it would grind to a halt and not a thing would grow
If it wasn't for the workers in their wellies

If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
If you didn't have you're feet in your wellies

Oh Edward, Heath and Wilson they haven't made a hit
So you'd better get your feet in your wellies

If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
If you didn't have you're feet in your wellies

[Helen F H]

Jeezuz, look what i found!

Now this was a classy night out!

[Paul Beal]

I was just wondering where this one resurfaced from!