Mull Week End - STOP PRESS!!

[Mr T.]

The latest intelligence from said gig has just reached your faithful reporter!

I can recount that the weather is stunning (a real 'The Diving Season is well and truly OPEN!') and verging on a wonderful Spring weekend for all concerned! The banter is high, the gig's afoot and all OK!

I can also recount that goodly YD'er, and stalwart diver trainer, Paul Hinchcliffe Esq, went in off the boat WITH NO FINS ON!! (Finless 2?!)

Whilst keeping it good natured, please feel free to deliver maximum abuse on his safe return to these boards!

More when I have it!

[MATTBIN]

But was he wearing ankle weights?

[Mr T.]

And now, for your collective YD entertainment and delectation, here's the next gripping installment of 'YD GET Mullah'd in Mull!!"

My contact on the inside, one 'Grinner', has just relayed the following:

* Stevie Walker surfaces from last dive of today with flooded dry-bag: shoulder-zip knackered; Steve now cold; borrowed second suit from Gav Yates; Mark Davies (in his official capacity as resident YD Plod) opens enquiry as foul-play might be suspected; YD'ers lined-up for identity parade, finger-printing and DNA sampling! Floggings in the offing!

* Porg takes a 'header': keels over under the weight of her  twin-set and is found spread-eagled on the deck; sympathetic YD'ers immediately rush to her and begin taking pictures and pissing themselves laughing; Porg reported to be in fine fettle and good spirits - drinking aside, she's said to be OK!

* Peter K conducts 'Interview with a Bottle of Tequila': said to be 'pleasant' at time of going to press!

* Diving Dude and Dudess in 'F*ck, Forgot out Computers' Shock: School-boy error which should, by rights, and under the recently introduced YD Court 'Dive' Marshal Rules, result in a Port Fine as minimum - although, apparently, their defence team are pushing for 'A Severe Ribbing (pun intended) and Maximum Abuse on Safe Return'! The YD Jury is out and their fate awaits them!



More when I have it chaps!

[louigi]

<font color='#FF0000'>Nope just the obligitory kerb stone. Oh sorry thought we were still talking about my mrs. Mat.

[Andy the Coastie]

<font color='#0000FF'>Howard, YOU HAVE LET THE SSDG DOWN

ALL i can say is you FU****G Donutttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt t.

[Paul Hinchliffe]

<font color='#0000FF'>My My, don`t news travel fast.
Just to comfirm your facts are correct, yes Knobhead did roll in with no fins, Doe!!!! and received a dam good piss take and I must say a well deserved one too, with more to come me thinks! ( Brace yourself Paul!!)
It was a last minute decision to go and one I really wish I had`nt made! No really, I enjoyed every minute (bar 1). A great set of people, some great diving and fantastic weather, (the best vis Ive ever had on the Rondo) it was good to put faces to names and Ill defo be up for the next one (fins are now bonded on drysuit) and jules scollops are something else.
Thanks to Peter for organizing everything and everyone else for making it a great weekend.
Roll on Malta.

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>A fantastic weekend, some cracking dives and great company. &nbsp;Me and howard make a good pair of horny devils! &nbsp;Boats great, ladders crap, food fantastic, beer flowing and lots of it!

Only bad point was that someone has taken the half bottle of my vodka that was left on the bench. &nbsp;I intended to take it home with me. &nbsp;Would whoever picked it up please think about maybe saving it till you see me next, or keep quiet and feel guilty about your theft while you drink it. &nbsp;May you jam your fingers in a door. &nbsp;

[The Dougie Paddler]

Also add great weekend and good to put names to faces. Weather and diving stunning, imagine early march and first thing half the boat did after getting ashore from two dives was to go for ice cream.

Whilst managing a couple of shandies, great to spend a weekend with such a bunch of athletes.

Our car last to leave after conducting search for Porg's vodka, wouldn't like to get caught for crime of that seriousness, sentence has already been passed.

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>aye, and i have two bricks ready and waiting............

[Mary]

<font color='#F52887'>I warn you guys mess with a girl's vodka and you deserve what's coming to you