Things to do in Scotland when you're dead.

[Bantam]

Originally Posted by Digger

And there won't be a better wind up than dying Kev's hands bright blue for some time. Find a good food dye supplier, what you want is Lustre, and lots of it. OK, about 5 grams per glove, then off they go for a dive, and when they come back BANG! - the hands are blue. Totally covered he was, and it wouldn't wash off for a whole day! The bottom lip was out in force for a while after that.

Yes, I forgot about that. His face was a complete picture. We were trying desperately not to give him an excuse to remove his gloves (even though Dave P tried 3 or 4 times by asking him to do things which meant he usually would remove his gloves, but he didn't) but when he got up off the dive, it was more 'eh?' and then disappointment that he'd actually been done over.
Then I proceeded to lie through my teeth and say that the best way to remove the blue dye is the uric acid in urine will dissolve it. Kev being a chemist saw through that one, however.

[Bantam]

The underwater photos I took on the Breda are now online at http://yd.underwaterlife.co.uk/galle...ull-April-2005

The dodgy cameraphone ones I took on the back of the boat with the amount of snow coming down as we were leaving the mooring are on there now.

I've also some of the Crisp Wintry Scene we encountered on Friday morning. I'll post these later on this week.

Mark.

[Woz]

And don't forget abandoning Digger at the Green Wellie Stop because quite frankly he smelt really really bad. The air was much fresher after he has departed.
First time I have ever had a snowball fight while kitting up.
And Steve the Squattie- poor lad. Kev's pet squattie which he was gently stroking when Digger asked for a look then threw him into the pot of boiling water. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Spit bucket water is a weapon. As is talc. And Vet Lube.
Having Kev come up to you at 25m screaming "I LOVE SHEARER" through his reg.
And Digs, you may strike me down but I will come back more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Shark Attack (doo doo, doo dee doo).
My arm still hurts from the battering it took with the finger game.
The Iranian Kidnap Victim Lumpsucker.
Tiewrapping Kev into the bog on the boat.

[Bantam]

I nearly forgot. Being buzzed by a Porpoise whilst near the John Preston. That rates as one of my top 10 dive experiences ever.

[Digger]

The look on Kev's face when he had to rip Jeff limb from limb was bad enough, but the girly scream as Steve went in the pot was worth every second. I still can't believe he let me have him "just to have a look".

[bottle_monkey]

I had a crap holiday. All they did was pick on me

1) blue food dye in my gloves
2) cable tied into a toilet
3) sexually harrased underwater by woz
4) had the size of my torch called into question
5) repeatedly snow balled
6) beaten up on the friday night
7) pet squat lobster killed
8) and many more that I can't remember

I am never going on holiday with that lot again

Kev

[bottle_monkey]

Not really

I love those guys (not as much as I love shearer tho!)

was an excellent holiday with brilliant diving and a laugh a minute.

Kev

[Bantam]

Just remembered the trick on Saturday night.

Everyone was sat in the lounge, and Jon gave us his DO pep-talk. Then at the end he said 'Right. It's diving day tomorrow, so it's 10pm. Let's turn in.'

At that point everyone picked up their belongings and all left in an orderly fashion, leaving me and dave c sat looking at each other, mouths open.

I think the words were 'you're f*%$ing joking aren't you' but a couple of minutes later we wandered, bemused towards our room.

When we went down the corridor, everyone was waiting for us at the other end, laughing that we'd fell for it!

Very funny!!

Mark.

[Woz]

Originally Posted by bottle_monkey

3) sexually harrased underwater by woz

You mean grabbing you by the ears and shagging your head at 20m is sexual harrassment?

[Digger]

Not in my book Woz. Not at all. I did sexually harass a wreck which was very slimy (I can't remember whether it was slimy or not when I started harassing it) by letting myself drift into a big funnel thingy in the current, and sticking there.

Cable tying the BM in the tiolet was a stroke of genius, but I can see how that was a health and safety disaster waiting to happen...