Home from Scapa early or "How not to win friends and influence people!"

[Finless]

Originally Posted by Woz

Don't forget the wellies and swimming goggles. Safety is of paramount importance. As is looking like an utter tw@t.

Lego is still better than Meccanno.

Whilst watching a bit of TV about the location of the big meteor crater when the dinosaurs were wiped out and the KT boundary was laid down there was a car in the program with a number plate ending with WOZ!

I have to ask if:-

You have a personalised number plate?
You have a secret life as a geologist?
Do you really think the dinosaurs were wiped out by a few clouds of dust?

[Woz]

Originally Posted by Finless

Whilst watching a bit of TV about the location of the big meteor crater when the dinosaurs were wiped out and the KT boundary was laid down there was a car in the program with a number plate ending with WOZ!

I have to ask if:-

You have a personalised number plate?
You have a secret life as a geologist?
Do you really think the dinosaurs were wiped out by a few clouds of dust?

No
No
Yes

[dry suit diver]

£200 is a lot of towel whipping I have the body built to take abuse not so sure about the other geezer.

[Woz]

It's simple. Put the cash in the middle. Whip each other mercilessly. First one to cry for their mother loses the cash and any scrap of dignity they had.

Traditionally Digger referees the match wearing a similar getup except with a cape and rubber swimming cap.

[dry suit diver]

other bod probably would agree to turn up and then back out and I would still be £200 out of pocket, well more as I have to cough out for entry and fuel to get there.

would be throwing good money after bad.

[Woz]

If it's any consolation I just pulled a hair out of my nostril that made me cry a bit.

[dry suit diver]

Originally Posted by Woz

If it's any consolation I just pulled a hair out of my nostril that made me cry a bit.

I pulled a huge one out earlier today and strangely I thought of the nostril hair contest from a few years back.

no way I could photograph it and post a pic though as the rest of the office would think I am more disgusting than they already do.

I did send 2 off site today though when i was feeling angry at what I heard.

[dry suit diver]

well after a crap evening out ( why is it places dont cater for tall people)
I have been in touch with the union legal line and they have told me it cannot be libellous if I tell the truth and nothing but the truth. so as I have the go ahed legally I am going to let all of YD ,well those wjho haven't blocked my posts , the identity of this muppet( yes I am allowed an opinion and this is again not libellous).

he is RickW on here- not to be confused with richw who is a damn fine geezer.


hope you enjoy the £200 maybe you can spend it on some ear plugs. made to measure 80db ones are about £90 a pair get two then you wont ever have to suffer /ruin anoither dive trip again.

Jay/Mods if this is offensive or in anyway damaging to YD please remove.


rant over