Wales

[yazzyfooty]

Originally Posted by Scubee

Well well well
the Goat told me he couldn't drive.. typical.
Turned down a perfectly good job too.

Glad you had a good day out, yazzy

Surely you didn't believe him did you?

Thank you it was a lovely day

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by yazzyfooty

Surely you didn't believe him did you?

Thank you it was a lovely day

Yazzy... it is easy to tell when a bloke is lying.... his mouth moves!

[Steve Jones]

Originally Posted by Scubee

Yazzy... it is easy to tell when a bloke is lying.... his mouth moves!

I'm a ventriloquist.

or is that a cunning linguist, I always get tongue tied.

S

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by Steve Jones

I'm a ventriloquist.

or is that a cunning linguist, I always get tongue tied.

S

[the goat]

Bloody Hell!
No wonder my ears were burning.
Learnt a few things today
Don t use twins at Dotty
Don t forget to attach the suit inflator........wet
Don t go diving with a nited fan and an Arse fan, things can only go downhill.
Don t believe the Big Boobs.com s tide predictions

Other than that things went swimmingly..except for shit buoyancy, new mask squeeze,wet socks etc. etc.


Oh, and Yazz when I said the 2nd exit off junction 9 , it wasn t code for take any bloody exit you can think of.

And your team were funny, so funny the match was actually on The Comedy Channel.


Martin, it would be a pleasure to carry your box up and down cardiac hill, you know the going rate.

Morag, darling I didn t say I couldn t drive(I d walk over broken glass to be your gardener )I said dive, as proved today, and last week, and the week before etc. etc.

Mark, Yazz...today was fun as its supposed to be. Cheers

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by the goat

Morag, darling I didn t say I couldn t drive(I d walk over broken glass to be your gardener )I said dive, as proved today, and last week, and the week before etc. etc.

Typical. Change letters to suit circumstances. I am very worried now about driving int he North West.
I have the misofrtune to have to drive to Bolton on Monday... should I be worried, or will my Tom Tom correctly identify the location of the Reebok?

[pieater]

Originally Posted by Scubee

Typical. Change letters to suit circumstances. I am very worried now about driving int he North West.
I have the misofrtune to have to drive to Bolton on Monday... should I be worried, or will my Tom Tom correctly identify the location of the Reebok?

Nay lass, when ya get t'ut M61, all it'll say is "ere be dragons". If you're going to Bolton, check the number of fingers on those you talk to.

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by pieater

Nay lass, when ya get t'ut M61, all it'll say is "ere be dragons". If you're going to Bolton, check the number of fingers on those you talk to.

I spend lots of time in the Dorset area so i am used to having to do that.

[the goat]

Originally Posted by Scubee

. should I be worried, or will my Tom Tom correctly identify the location of the Reebok?

Gadzooks woman!
A day in the hinterlands?
Let me know if you need a stand in butler/gardener/armed guard.
The food in the hotel restaurant is fab BTW

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by the goat

Gadzooks woman!
A day in the hinterlands?
Let me know if you need a stand in butler/gardener/armed guard.
The food in the hotel restaurant is fab BTW

it had better be. i don't want any old rubbish!

I may need an armed escort in at about 4pm and an either an armed escort out at about 6pm or a local expert.