me and my big mouth

[Scubee]

A couple of days ago, i posted this....

Any chance you (or the ruddy chimps for that matter ) can do one of these DIR days on a day I can come along please?

... on Mals Fundaments of Enjoyable Diving thread.

Within a couple of hours, one of the ruddy chimps had offered to spend a day with me at Wraysbury.

I just got back, with most of my kit. I decided to bring the bits back that hadn't had a knife taken to them. If anyone tells you that a tech 1 diver doesn't take a knife to your kit, don't believe them. Here is photographic eveidence that a certain chimp does exactly that.

I'm sorry about the quality of the pic, but I only turned my back for a minute and only had chance to grab the phone.



I did manage to recover my fins which i rather like. I eventually found them hung up on the post in disgust.

I'm going out tonight to get shitfaced. After the day I have had, i think I deserve it.

[purple vonny]

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[Sixsquid]

Oh My !!! Calling emergency Foxturded rescue !!!! Scubee in distress !!!

Well done getting the evidence and Mmmmmmm ................... nice black tins

When you have recovered please could you let us know what those "ruddy chimps" did so we can all be prepared

[James The Badger]

I reckon you got off lightly!! Try turning up for Chimps Tech1 'Practice'

I cried all the way home

PS: Is knife gone from the LPI hose yet????

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by James The Badger

I reckon you got off lightly!! Try turning up for Chimps Tech1 'Practice'

I cried all the way home

PS: Is knife gone from the LPI hose yet????

It was my bloody knife he used! There was a lot of tutting and head shaking

I had to buy him a mars bar to clog up his teeth so he couldn't yell at me any more.

[divingniknaks]

I've been wondering how you got on.

Garf told me you were meeting up, but I had to keep it quiet he said.

Hope you enjoyed it.

.

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by divingniknaks

I've been wondering how you got on.

Garf told me you were meeting up, but I had to keep it quiet he said.

Hope you enjoyed it.

.

Was I supposed to enjoy it?
Oh.

(I didn't get the chance to call back about the other thing, but I will drop you an email, or call tomorrow, but yes please, Phill)

[Buoyant Babe]

He didn't slip one in while you weren't looking did he?




Err, the probe I mean

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by Buoyant Babe

He didn't slip one in while you weren't looking did he?




Err, the probe I mean

'Team Probe' .

[Digger]

Originally Posted by Scubee

'Team Probe' .

You mean three of them slipped it in you? Oh dear.

Digs.