Fumblies, fettling and muck diving

[Steve L.]

The diving was pants, but more than made up for by the company.

Sometimes there was a little too much information (size of Vonny`s bladder, what dogs find interesting up her nose, etc), but all in all a nice relaxing day out.

Glad to find out that I had trimmed my neck seal exactly right. No need for the neck sizing apparatus (Traffic cone & stanley knife) which I brought with me.

By the way, did I tell anyone I`m off to San Diego for some diving next week. Think I`ll take my drysuit, as the neck seal fits very comfortably.

Only downside was I think I got pinged by a speed camera, and some w**ker in a VW Golf nearly wiped me out a mile from home.

Time for another glass of shiraz

[PW1664]

You lot went to Swanage while I was a at work

not fair...

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by PeeBee

Oh yes, nearly forgot, Vonny got some nice spidge too

VONNY!!!! Explain yourself

[purple vonny]

Originally Posted by PeeBee

Oh yes, nearly forgot, Vonny got some nice spidge too

Oh yeah, forgot about that. I have an old bottle - I think off the Kiarra and probably fell out of someone's bulging spidge bag. It has a bung in it and some evil-looking liquid inside. It says NUBIAN on it so my guess is that is is goat's wee. I lost the cuttlefish but found a urine sample.

[purple vonny]

Originally Posted by Steve L.

Glad to find out that I had trimmed my neck seal exactly right. No need for the neck sizing apparatus (Traffic cone & stanley knife) which I brought with me.

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That's what you were fettling with behind the car. Damn, that would have made a great photo for our resident animator.

[yazzyfooty]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

The doberman pup- for licking up my nose while I was eating

Oh YUCK!! It probably licked its arse or its own balls before it licked your nose! <shudders>

[purple vonny]

Originally Posted by yazzyfooty

Oh YUCK!! It probably licked its arse or its own balls before it licked your nose! <shudders>

That's what I said to him and why I booked him. I thought he was really cute before that.

[PW1664]

Originally Posted by yazzyfooty

..... probably licked its arse or its own balls before it licked your nose! <shudders>

Originally Posted by purple vonny

That's what I said to him and why I booked him. I thought he was really cute before that.

Who's that then ??

[ShinyD]

Glad you guys had a nice day - you certainly had the weather anyway, even if the vis wasn't great.

I'd have loved to see the spider crabs - I've only seen one...

[Steve L.]

Originally Posted by ShinyD

Glad you guys had a nice day - you certainly had the weather anyway, even if the vis wasn't great.

I'd have loved to see the spider crabs - I've only seen one...

Shiney, as you may have read, I`m off to San Diego next week, thought I`d just remind everyone of that. We`ll being a `Deadliest Catch` fan, I`m going to try some Alaska King Crab meat.

However, Vonny reckons Swanage Pier Spider Crab meat is better. Is it worth spending quite a few dollars on Alaska King Crab, or could I save a few bob on buying Swanage Pier Spider Crab meat.

Shiney, Vonny, PeeBee and SwissDave advice please before I commit ?